Brad Pitt Won't Leave Me Alone

Carol believes that after she began to write fan letters to Brad Pitt, that he began to communicate with her through his films. Carol is a mentally unbalanced, child-like hoot of a character with a number of delusions. She believes she is a femme fatale and a competent therapist. She has one pathetic client. Just once in her life, Carol gains an opportunity for getting a grip on herself and achieving an acceptable position in society. She is hired as a child psychologist by Dreams Come True, a for-profit version of the Make a Wish Foundation. Carol makes up a client and wangles a meeting with Brad Pitt. It doesn’t go well and true to the title, Carol tries to take out a restraining order. Carol’s encounter with success doesn’t last. Her attempt to fulfill a secret wish of a child client leads to the loss of her one adult client and her final loss of reality. Note: Some chapters have been edited in light of reviews.

• Chapter 1 - Carol's session with Edwin"We meet Carol, who has move..."
• Chapter 2 - Carol's sister, Becks"Carol has a crazy angry con..."
• Chapter 3 - Carol meets a new neighbor and a potential new client"A hunk, also an ex-con, mov..."
• Chapter 4 - Christian visits Carol"The encounter in the laundr..."
• Chapter 5 - Edwin gets fired. Carol lectures Edwin"After Edwin announces he ha..."
• Chapter 6 - Carol's Interview and encounter with the police"Clueless that she is making..."
• Chapter 7 - Carol reports her "theft""Carol goes to the precinct ..."
• Chapter 8 - Carol agrees to a new roommate"Carol continues to brow bea..."
• Chapter 9 - Carol gets a job and a roommate " Carol believes that ..."
• Chapter 10 - Edwin's radical new haircut & Carol's new unusual friend"Nicole takes over when she ..."
• Chapter 11 - Carol hears from Becks"Carol is only subconsciousl..."
• Chapter 12 - Carol gets a real job"Carol reads about the death..."
• Chapter 13 - Carol's First Day at Dreams Come True"When Carol learns that DCT,..."
• Chapter 14 - Carol and Hamster Cage boy bond"Carol is getting on well wi..."
• Chapter 15 - Carol's Success Continues"It's Saturday and Nicole re..."
• Chapter 16 - Operation Nancy"Nancy's wish goes off as pl..."
• Chapter 17 - Carol's First Airplane Ride"Carol, who has only taken b..."
• Chapter 18 - Carol in the lap of luxury in Caracas"Danny's aristocratic grandm..."
• Chapter 19 - Carol lunches with Maria"Carol feigns being indispos..."
• Chapter 20 - Carol demonstrates for Hugo Chavez"During a museum/gallery out..."
• Chapter 21 - Carol and Danny see another side of Caracas"Carol and Felipe come to te..."
• Chapter 22 - Carol clashes with Escobar"Carol's resolve to be discr..."
• Chapter 23 - The trip to Angel Falls"Carol finds she doesn't lik..."
• Chapter 24 - The end of days of warmth"The Caracas days end quickl..."
• Chapter 25 - Carol is back in town"Carol's discovery of Miguel..."
• Chapter 26 - Carol cases the joint"Carol begins to face her pr..."
• Chapter 27 - Carol's letter to Brad Pitt"Carol finishes her letter t..."
• Chapter 28 - Carol has a session with Escobar & Christmas Shops"Carol's session with Escoba..."
• Chapter 29 - Miguel's Status"Carol learns Miguel had one..."
• Chapter 30 - Carol gets the best news of her life"Brad Pitt's PR agent calls ..."
• Chapter 31 - Carol readies for her big days coming up"Carol visits Edwin at Borde..."
• Chapter 32 - Carol meets Brad Pitt"You'll have to read it to f..."
• Chapter 33 - Edwin finally leaves Carol"You'll have to read this on..."
• Chapter 34 - Final Chapter"This has been revised with ..."