The Next Time I Go To A Sex Toy Party

I would like to start submitting this to publications such as Ladies Home Journal, Reader's Digest and Oprah, but have discovered that our parents told us nothing but the truth - you will go blind if you continuously edit stories about masturbation. Any help I can get will be appreciated. Perhaps if you read it quickly you won't grow hair on your palms.

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