Does This Lipgloss Go With My Straightjacket?

I came up with the perfect excuse for why I'd be spending so much time with Gabe. Okay, so with Sam there could never be a good reason for me spending time with Gabe, but this would have to do: The Tri-County Martial Arts Tournament. I would explain to Sam that I have a burning desire to kick some serious tail at the tourney and Gabe was going to be my own private tutor. Yikes. He would hate it. But it beat telling him the truth. Hey, Sam, guess what? Gabe is actually a higher being. He was sent here to find me. My migraines - well, I've been meaning to tell you this, but I really do see dead people, and all sorts of scary stuff, but it's okay, because you see, Sam, I'm The Seer. That's right, I'm The Seer. And I'm the only thing standing between a race of higher beings that you've never heard of before and utter annihilation. I have to spend hours with Gabe every week because I'm the Obi-Wan to their Princess Leia. I'm their only hope. He'd call for the Straightjacket Brigade immediately. Who'd believe a story like that--especially with a history of mental illness in the family? No, The Tri-County Martial Arts Tournament would have to do.

• Chapter 1 - Attie's New Shrink "I came up with the perfect ..."
• Chapter 2 - Martial Arts & Migraines "I came up with the perfect ..."
• Chapter 3 - Attie Gives In "I came up with the perfect ..."
• Chapter 8 - Attie's Realization"I've decided something sinc..."
• Chapter 9 - Falling Apart"The day after her nightmare..."
• Chapter 10 - Video Game Delivery"Gabe delivers the video gam..."
• Chapter 11 - Sparring"Grandpa questions Attie's n..."
• Chapter 12 - Halloween Party"Attie and Sam go to the Hal..."
• Chapter 13 - Detention"Attie laments her lack of l..."
• Chapter 14 - Ice & Revelations"Attie awakes the next day t..."
• Chapter 15 - Not Entirely Human?"Attie finds out who she rea..."
• Chapter 16 - Making Up Is Fun To Do "I came up with the perfect ..."
• Chapter 17 - Shiny Happy Rays Of Light "I came up with the perfect ..."
• Chapter 18 - Anyone But Me "I came up with the perfect ..."
• Chapter 19 - Your Crying Shoulder-Repost"This is my first reposting ..."
• Chapter 20 - Sleepover & Danger "I came up with the perfect ..."
• Chapter 21 - Sequestered In Airen "I came up with the perfect ..."
• Chapter 96 - The Unique Perspective Of Gabriel Michaels"In this chapter we get into..."
• Chapter 97 - Vision Revealed"Old chapter...combined with..."
• Chapter 98 - Sam The Tow-Man"This has been combined with..."
• Chapter 99 - Attie's New Shrink"Old Chapter...This has now ..."