Westley Weasel, Private Dick: The Case for Castration (Reposted)

I promised to get an edited copy of this into the hands of the friend on which the main character is based by April 15, 2007. In an effort to only be a year late, I've finally started working on it. I'll repost each chapter as I make changes. I'd like to thank those who read it the first time and gave me excellent suggestions. Weasel, aka Larry, is a most unusual private detective. He is hired by an attorney who needs protection and along with his secretary, Miss Everhart and two odd sidekicks, he saves the day. Almost.

• Chapter 1 - Larry Gets A Call"Larry, the private detectiv..."
• Chapter 2 - If Only Aliens Had a Curfew"Larry's origins are explain..."
• Chapter 3 - Dicks Galore"Larry meets J. Chadwick at ..."
• Chapter 4 - Always Tip Your Waiter"J. Chadwick contunues to ab..."
• Chapter 5 - It's Not Surgery"While fretting about gettin..."
• Chapter 6 - With Sidekicks Like These"Weasel enlists the aid of M..."
• Chapter 7 - Who's the Private Dick Around Here, Anyway?"Larry gets shown up by a ca..."
• Chapter 8 - Ninjas and Bachelor Pads"Larry spends a relaxing eve..."
• Chapter 9 - Some Diseases Only a Cat Can Cure"Moses freaks out and Larry ..."
• Chapter 10 - Wally Wanker to the Rescue"This was originally in Chap..."
• Chapter 11 - Coffee Break (From the Story)"Weasel takes a coffee break..."
• Chapter 12 - The Number One Rule of the Office"Poor Larry can't even enjoy..."
• Chapter 13 - Undercover Secretary"Miss Everhart checks in wit..."
• Chapter 14 - That's Hit With a Big Capital S"Larry is beginning to feel ..."
• Chapter 15 - Road Trip Tortoise Style"The tough private dick's se..."
• Chapter 16 - Larry Scores Some Points"On the way to dinner, Larry..."
• Chapter 17 - Larry Bares His Teeth Before He Bares His Soul"Larry is reunited with ever..."
• Chapter 18 - Riots and Revelations"Evan makes another tactical..."
• Chapter 19 - Dessert, Anyone?"Larry confronts some person..."
• Chapter 20 - COPS - Texas Edition"Larry finds himself in hot ..."
• Chapter 21 - Who's Paying Attention?"Miss Everhart comes through..."
• Chapter 22 - First Encounters of the Mid-Level Goddess Kind"Larry and Moses head on dow..."
• Chapter 23 - Larry and Moses Fall Hard"Larry gets the scoop, strai..."
• Chapter 24 - Speculation, Indignation, Consolation"Larry, Moses and Miss Everh..."
• Chapter 25 - Nun Porn"Let's just say the chapter ..."
• Chapter 26 - The Enforcers"Larry, Miss Everhart and Mo..."
• Chapter 27 - It's No Mystery But Nice Hat"An ugly sight awaits our tr..."
• Chapter 28 - Who Wouldn't Have the Munchies With All This Blood?"Wally Wanker shows a distin..."
• Chapter 29 - Beer, Boobs and the Bard"Life goes on, sans one repu..."