If I Only Had Some Tits

12/30/07***For my sicker fans. So you know I don't just read, review and edit, edit, edit, edit all the time. I keep my hand in, too. I'm a *thinker,* afterall. Not exactly a short story, but I didn't know where else to stick this (don't go there...), other than the Nonsense Cafe--which is where it probably belongs.

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