Ruling the World By Playing Drunken Beach Volleyball (REVISED)

A very good friend tossed this into my court and I couldn't resist smashing it over the net. I imagine after he reads this, he'll enter the Witness Protection Program and/or get a restraining order against me. I changed the ending due to a request. Anyone who reads both versions, please let me know which one works best.

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