A Liberal's Nightmare

Okay, here's another one of those stories where my boyfriend warns me I lose half my audience. My response to him is that I can't help it if those I mock give me such good material. Anyway, I'm tolerant as can be, seeing as how I'm typing it under my boyfriend's autographed photo of Ronald Reagan, which hangs on the wall.

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