He Said, She Said...by Kirk and Gale

With some trepidation, I’ve agreed to match wits with my good friend Gale (Gem) Martin in a series of “he said-she said” columns. The cause of my reluctance isn’t Gale herself, but my own dismal performance when it comes to arguing with women—on any subject. My trophy case is empty, my win column destitute. When Gale says, “This will be fun.”, I hear the sound of knives on whetstones, the Pennsylvania Polka playing in the background. Make sure to let me know if I'm winning.

• Chapter 1 - Four-Time Loser"A man who's been married an..."
• Chapter 2 - Chapter Two"Kirk and Gale debate whethe..."
• Chapter 3 - Girl Talk"A reader takes Kirk to task..."
• Chapter 4 - Good Cook with Tubby Hubby"Kirk matches wits with gem...."
• Chapter 5 - Hillary or Bust?"Kirk and Gale debate the me..."
• Chapter 6 - Ripe for Romance"Kirk and Gale go seasonal a..."
• Chapter 7 - To Be or Not to Be...Wed?"Kirk and Gale respond to a ..."
• Chapter 8 - Huffish Housewives and Horny Husbands"A satisfied woman needs hel..."
• Chapter 9 - Deflating Mrs. Robinson, Coo-coo-ca-choo"Kirk and Gale field a quest..."
• Chapter 10 - Her Muse is not Amused"Kirk and Gale respond to a ..."
• Chapter 11 - Fools for In-laws or What's a Girl to Do?"Kirk and Gale take on the c..."