Asprin For Breakfast

My mornings are generally unpleasant. I feel I'm slowly having the sanity torn from my soul each morning, a piece at a time. A slow, painful descent into madness largely due to one pint-sized minion from the underworld sent to earth to wreak havoc and chaos and plunge those around her into inescapable mental torment. She sometimes has help, but like any alpha-female on the rise she prefers to work alone, unwilling to share the limelight with anyone else. Symapthize with me and pity me after reading this account of a typical morning at my house.

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