DADDY, WHY CAN'T I SAY 'ASS?'

Introduction.... DADDY, WHY CAN'T I SAY 'ASS?' is about living in the moment, as well as living in some other moments; keeping your eye on the goal, once you get a goal; and eating hotdogs instead of Matzoh-ball Ramen soup. It’s about parenting the modern girl-child from the perspective of a divorced father, while he tries to find his voice as a writer and his place as a husband.

• Chapter 1 - Red Snapper"10/10/07**"
• Chapter 2 - Do Ants Sleep?"04/09/07***"
• Chapter 3 - Hard Labor"02/04/08"
• Chapter 4 - Anatomy of a Fart"(Rev.: 06/08/08)**"
• Chapter 5 - Yeah, but..."(07/20/07)"
• Chapter 6 - Special Olympics Ice Skating"(12/20/06)"
• Chapter 7 - Playing Ball"07/20/07"
• Chapter 8 - The Post Office"(02/18/06)"
• Chapter 9 - A Swift Appraisal"(07/20/07)**"
• Chapter 10 - Step Moms Also Cry"12/19/07**"
• Chapter 11 - Obfuscate and Derail"02/18/07"
• Chapter 12 - Kittenspeak"(12/18/06)"
• Chapter 13 - Being All You Can Be"02/16/08"
• Chapter 14 - Censor This"11/19/06"
• Chapter 15 - Indeed"11/19/06"
• Chapter 16 - Star Schlepp: The Last Lampoon"11/19/06*****Rated R, but m..."
• Chapter 17 - Can Missy Sleep Over?"11/23/06"
• Chapter 18 - Sis"12/23/06"
• Chapter 19 - Thanksgiving"11/19/06"
• Chapter 20 - The Crux of the Biscuit"12/08/06"
• Chapter 21 - I Love My Wife"02/16/07**I had to do a fai..."
• Chapter 22 - Daddy Fucks Up"12/10/06"
• Chapter 23 - William Hung for President"03/06/08"
• Chapter 24 - Finals Week"03/04/07"
• Chapter 25 - Spirit Squad My Ass, I"11/25/06"
• Chapter 26 - I Hate it When You're Right"11/25/06"
• Chapter 27 - Spirit Squad My Ass, II"11/25/06"
• Chapter 28 - Matzo-ball Ramen"03/03/07***ACTUAL PHOTO inc..."
• Chapter 29 - Spirit Squad My Ass, III"12/18/06"
• Chapter 30 - HER"11/25/06**There's a formatt..."
• Chapter 31 - Spirit Squad My Ass, IV: Homecoming"03/17/07***"
• Chapter 32 - Sneeze!"(12/28/06)"
• Chapter 33 - Spirit Squad My Ass, V: Epilogue"11/26/06***"
• Chapter 34 - Saint Germain Pees on the President"12/28/06**"
• Chapter 35 - Coffee Break"04/09/07"
• Chapter 36 - That's Entertainment"04/09/07**"Quoted italics a..."
• Chapter 37 - I Am Not My Daughter’s Hero"04/09/07 "
• Chapter 38 - Final Chapter: Romeo and Juliet (Alternate Ending)"03/08/07**"
• Chapter 39 - Epilogue: Eighteen"12/22/06"