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I'm in the mood for BAD poetry. This is what would happen if two menopausal TNBW members ran into each other at Wal-Mart. With apologies to their long-suffering daughters. Oh, and did I say BAD poetry? I meant STINK-UP-A-POETRY-READING poetry. This is truly dreadful!

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This is what happens when you are bored at midnight.

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When you are disgusted, and fed up - sometimes you chose a way to relieve those feelings which will rid them from your mind for a short time - only to come back with a headache to add to your misery. As always, my poem is not for those who are serious about the art - this is humor with no rules. Just what comes to my mind and hits the computer keys.

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I'm trying to work on voice---that was really the priority for me while working on this draft. Is this at all funny???

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Cat Writes 22 has recently reminded me about how important orangutans are. I read a few books on their behavior and came up with this. I'd like to see a good first person narrator who is also an orang one of these days.

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One of my favorite haikus, published by Boston Literary in a chapbook with others. Originally a science article somewhere but I stole the idea for haiku. Haiku is mostly punchline. Short and sweet.

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. tongue in cheek guide!

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This is some crude humor reader beware.

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Satirical philosophical take on life from the perspective of a 44-year-old, cigar smoking, bourbon drinking, environmentally-conscious, corvette-driving, meat-eating, animal-loving, parent of one, from the wilds of Northwestern New Jersey. Looking for any feedback and general reaction to my first full length literary work. It is not necessary to read from the beginning due to the style, but it does help with some of the references and to get a feel for my overall mental state. Feel free to jump in wherever you like.

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Wondering how a bee feels when their favorite bee leaves the hive on a work or love adventure.all reviews are welcomed

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Ok, so this isn’t Shakespeare but neither is the beagle

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Sometimes people take their actions in pursuit of an honorable cause too far. Thank goodness or I'd have nothing to write about.

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A poem for my mother who was strict and wouldn't let me date!! Written as if I were her! Any kind of feedback is welcome.

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My dog is big and lazy and loveable, she inspired me I suppose.

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A humorous way of summerizing my dieting efforts. Any feedback is welcome.

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Designed to elicit giggles and smirks. Just trying to prove my thesaurus is bigger than your thesaurus. All types of feedback are welcome.

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Ambulatory surgical facility waiting area

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First trip back after several years away.

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The original title for this story was Mort and Pindy. But, I would like to get some other title suggestions from reviewers. So knock yourselves out - the funnier, the better! Summary: Vor8cha and Pindar are temporarily stranded on a backward planet while they make needed ship repairs. Enjoy.

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My Pharmacy experience

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I walked in my sons bedroom and imagined what could he ever be thinking

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A different light on things all reviews are welcomed

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A little flash in the pan

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Observations from someplace unimportant

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This one is for our little faux sex scene practice in the threads. PROMPTS: Rastafarian, Tourette's, Romance Novel Cover Model. WARNING: Naughty words and deeds!

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Phil really gave it to all of them..........

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When your grandchild plays an evil dwarf in a local play, you have to be there. This poem will appear in "Interstice" in April 2010 -- the annual journal of the South Texas College in McLean, Tx. I was invited to read but may not make it. I dunno. I just love this poem as it's based in so much family affection.

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Just a silly little poem. Hope you enjoy it!

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A piece about honesty. You have read all the wonderful silken written poetry about love and all its fire and wonder. Now I invite you to read how it really is..

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A favorite family story enjoyed by everyone with the exception of my youngest son.

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I’m sick of this rehab B.S celebrities fall back on.

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SMILES AND LAUGHS or snickers of understanding. True story and ongoing! There is no hope for Flo to get her man. I have tried it all! I have stuffed, buffed and lied to no avail! Even spanx has not helped! Now if only I could figure on how the hell to get out of the damn contraption. Any and all advice on dating ...errrrr writing is always wanted though at times a pain!

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Charles "Cash" Register is a Private Investigator whose new case is to reclaim the missing wife of a weird little mystic from the "Spirits of the Great Beyond." His mother thinks she is a reincarnation of Annie Oakley. She's very handy with a lasso. His assistant is a gorgeous but ditzy blonde who's built like the best brick outhouse money can buy. She has a lot of skin to cover in places. Somehow she always has a little trouble keeping it adequately covered. When Chuck-A-Roo the Clown; Cedrick the Sissy; and old, senile Mrs. Snodgrass and her dog get involved, it becomes a calamity. The humor is a little silly and over-the-top in places. BEWARE: There is a lot of sexual inuendo, adult situations and adult language. And yes, our P.I. is a bit chauvanistic at times. Any comments you would care to make are welcomed. Anything from a general "I like it" or "I don't like it" to a lengthy technical critique would be fine. I am writing this as I go. I have completed but four chapters at this point. I was rather reluctant to do it this way. But, what the heck. It will force me to work hard on it. Problem is...I don't have a clue where the story is going yet! Should be interesting! Thanks in advance.

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The way I feel tonight.

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This was inspired by an actual letter and the reply that I read. I have hard skin. I love criticism; lay in on me.

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For Wiggy! No not an award winning piece of writing! Just a silly one from a grandmother of five celebrating two years on this site! fifty six hundred reviews so suffer through this one! ha... Play on word

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Just a bit of humor to recover from my short story beatings lol

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