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What if a Werewolf was inflicted with worms? What if it had the same nasty habits as your household mutt? I’ve decided to put this premise to the test.

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Labor Pains is the story of Pastor Silver Sterling who ends up pregnant as a result of a mysterious celestial event. it doesn't help that his partner of that moment was not his wife and in fact of another race. The antidote "Fertility Enhancement Procedure" is declared an abortion by his wife, chief of operations of the local anti-abortion movement they lead together. Will Silver get out of this pickle alive and with his marriage and vocation intact? The story contains sexual material, obvious but not graphic. please let me know if i have rated it incorrectly. I do not intend to offend. I am looking for general and specific feedback. does it hold your interest? what's unclear. what works, what doesn't.

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HEADS UP will be an award-winning TV sitcom. Follow handicapped seniors, Ken and Jim as they search out devious ways to cover the rise in costs at the SLOBS Lodge. Gladys Tripalong, returning after being kidnapped and missing for over a year, sets up an Handicap Escort Service. Just to raise funds, of course.

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A memoir of this morning's visit by a neighbor

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Yet another iteration.

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Book four in my Grateful Undead series. Raphael has spelled the girls and they're reverting to the ages they were before they became immortal.

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It's a little humor and a little horror. Not sure what genre to put it under. Anyway, I'm putting together a book of short stories from the zombie, halloween, and other short stories I've published here for various contests. I do have to warn you that you shouldn't read a couple of the zombie stories with a mouthful of milk. I never write serious zombie stories. I'm thinking I'll break the book down by sections: Missing Parts, Dark Hearts, and No, I'm Sane, Honest!

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All comments welcome. This is a true story (kind of)

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Woof Meow

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How can you even live with yourself knowing I'm so much better than you?

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This isn't poetry? What is it! This actually started as a real conversation with myself last night.. tried to retain my thoughts but most likely forgot a lot of them. Just having fun. Any and all feedback welcome

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THE BATTLE BEGINS! Read at your own risk.. dark.. scary.. Any and all feedback.. I am a bit shaken as this is perhaps my finest work! :) just for fun!

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The second part of The Fixer--a satire of a very deluded and greedy man. Again: does this work as humor? Does it hold your interest? Those are my main questions, but all comments are welcome.

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Another one I wrote a couple years ago. It's a satire about a vain, deluded man with an insatiable hunger for power and money. Does it work as humor? Does it hold your interest? Those are my chief questions, but all comments are welcome.

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A few folks urgerd me to write more of these verses, but I don't have thant many friends, so I decided I could write them about characters as another reviewer suggested. A Clarihew (look it up in Wikipedia) is a verse that has four lines that rhymes A-A, B-B and is read without meter. It written about a person and is humorous but not satrical or sarcastic.

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When a fiery aging housewife finds aliens in her prize tomato patch, she gives 'em whatfor and then some!

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The humorous reality of a tomcat-enslaved middle aged female. Gooooo nueronal tides!

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Posting this just for fun; this really happened and I had to laugh at myself. Any remarks are welcome.

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Entry for humour contest. Any and all suggestions for improvement are appreciated, but only if you have a sense of humor. PLEASE NOTE THAT MOST HUMOR COMES FROM OUR DIFFERENCES IN SEX, COLOR, NATIONALITY, RELIGION, ETC. WELL, THIS IS REGIONAL HUMOR AND AIN'T POLITICALLY CORRECT, SO, IF YOU ARE FROM NORTH OF THE MASON-DIXON LINE AND EASILY OFFENDED, WELL, SURPRISE, SURPRISE, WE SOUTHERNERS MAKE FUN OF YANKEES JUST AS THEY DO US, WE JUST DO IT BETTER. BUCK UP AND GET OVER IT AND PERHAPS AIR YOUR GRIEVANCES IN A REVIEW IF YOU WISH. ALL THE INCIDENTS IN THE STORY ARE TRUE BTW, AND DESPITE OURSELVES, ALL THE CHARACTERS LIVE IN HARMONY - WELL, FOR THE MOST PART. Hope you enjoy, especially my YANKEE FRIENDS. Take care.

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***I've cleaned up a little, edited a little. But more importantly, added a new ending.***

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In the Deep South, nothing is more important than family reunions. These events are a once-a-year or not that often, of coming together to see everyone, how much the children have grown, talk about the ones who aren't there and why. In "Family Reunion" two cousins in the family home town set the date, make the arrangements and host the reunion. Together, these ladies know everything about everybody in the family. They work hard to make a good presentation, can't wait to see various cousins, aunts and uncles, and assorted children. They also can't wait for them to leave and to be able to talk about everyone before and aft. No matter how bad someone is put down, a smile and hug will greet them upon arrival. Feedback I'm looking for is how much the story was enjoyed or not, if it is entertaining, and most of all if it pulls you in and/or takes you back to something or somewhere in your life.

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This is another in the series of blog posts I'm going to be doing on the blog tour for Fate War: Alliance....Enjoy!

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I thought standing up for what was right was a good thing - right up until I came up against a mountain of a woman with a different point of view.

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A few folks urgerd me to write more of these verses, but I don't have thant many friends, so I decided I could write them about characters and another reviewer suggested. A Clarihew (look it up in Wikipedia) is a verse that has four lines that rhymes A-A, B-B and is read without meter. It written about a person and is humorous but not satrical or sarcastic.

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A few folks urgerd me to write more of these verses, but I don't have thant many friends, so I decided I could write them about characters and another reviewer suggested. A Clarihew (look it up in Wikipedia) is a verse that has four lines that rhymes A-A, B-B and is read without meter. It written about a person and is humorous but not satrical or sarcastic.

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The writing process, working with an assistant and how elusive funny can be. Hopefully amusing. Any and all comments very welcome.

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The perils of wearing white . . .

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This was written in about two hours. Rough for sure, and I have no illusions of even -placing- in the contest. I just had the idea, and yes; it is done and over done. But, my fingers will not be denied. I hate it when they insist on stories like these.

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