Content: zombiehumor

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One of the zombie stories I didn't get finished in time for Greg's contest.

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Another black comedy piece. Not a hehaw one, but more in line with the zombie genre.

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A dancer wakes up with a strange man in her bed. Who is he? Where did he come from? Why is he so white? I don't know if this is worth a chuckle or belly laugh or a single smile. You be the judge.

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Yes, I admit it--I love zombies! And I love a good zombie story. I make no excuses--I'm a big fan! So when I saw this contest (at least I think it's a contest, I'm not too sure, but no matter) it was a great excuse for me to write my first zombie story. Aside from zombies and my sad attempt at humor, there is a bit of a statment about the short attention span and emotional detachment of today's youth and maybe even something about society in general. Thanks for reading. Any and all feedback is appreciated!

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I hope this is interesting and at least slightly funny. Tell me if it isn't (you won't hurt my feelings). Tell me if I went too far too. lol (I get caught up in these short ones)

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Tell me whatever you want me to know. lol

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Uncle Philly wants to be famous and invent something special. His family doesn't understand him, but his nephew loves him beyond belief; even when he discovers Uncle Philly is different.

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Little Daniel has some work to do regarding his spelling. Nothing really has changed. Is some intentionally bad writing marketable?

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When the stars come out at night, celebrities pale in comparison. My thanks to the stars for years of entertainment and for letting me borrow their words.

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Bear Gryll eats raw insects, fights rabid monkeys, swims naked under the North Pole and skies, while blindfolded, down glaciers. A whole group of near brain dead humans (men and women) ski straight down mountains, explore active volcanoes, bicycle down the Amazon, jump motorcycles over the Grand Canyon and surf 80 foot waves. I'm pretty sure our zombie friends would want in on this kind of sports actions and the big bucks that come with hefty advertiser endorsement contracts for extreme sports and death defying stupidity.=== Like many of my stories this contains profanity and fringeinalities.=== I'll submit this one so nit away. Thanks - max

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I'm only looking for smiles. But I also need help with the handful of Spanish words. Did I use them correctly? Que pasa?

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Attempting to find humor in the macabre is no easy task. I figured I'd give this challenge a stab. First draft. Feedback appreciated.'Zombie Humor Short Story Contest'

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