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Title |
Author |
Type |
Genre |
Reviews |
Credits |
Date |
 | Heart 2 Heart # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 6 | 0.50 | Mar 3, 2012 |
Summary:sorry if this surfaces somewhat s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-d, but hope you can still see this is a PICTO of a heart within a heart..Chapters: |
| All Cut Up # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 5 | 0.29 | Mar 1, 2012 |
Summary:erm...still cant fathom what's happened to this formatting so apologies in advance if this turns out super e-l-o-n-g-a-t-e-d! it is a PICTO of a dagger depicting a hurtful relationship.. Chapters: |
| Man on the Moon # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 3 | 0.57 | Feb 4, 2012 |
Summary:been having a tough time so not been here much of late...but hey, i'm back, with a PICTOPOEM but of course! had a bit of trouble with the formatting, the original draft was 'rounder'...maybe i'm out of practice but think it's some technical reason i don't understand! never mind, i'm sure you'll get the gist...Chapters: |
| Champagne Time Again....2012! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 5 | 0.30 | Dec 30, 2011 |
Summary:it's a bit of a cheat....a repeat of earlier versions with the end tweaked to greet 2012....Happy New Year! Chapters: |
| PictoPoetry Launched at Last! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 8 | 0.19 | Sep 17, 2011 |
Summary:my intro-picto! ...yes this is to announce the launch of my pictopoetry website that is taking off with a blast at long long last! Chapters: |
| Quest for the Perfect Party Dress # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 8 | 0.58 | Mar 28, 2011 |
Summary:yes...ladies...those never ending questions when you're on a mission to find the perfect dress for you...men just dont have a clue!Chapters: |
| Heart in Hiding # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 4 | 0.22 | Mar 16, 2011 |
Summary:um...yep it's PICTO of a heart! not a happy heart i s'pose but just the way love sometimes goes...Chapters: |
| Insomniac Fights Back # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 7 | 0.73 | Mar 4, 2011 |
Summary:it might look like an alien, but no, it's a PICTO of an alarm clock!Chapters: |
| Chisel it Bit by Bit..! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 6 | 0.40 | Feb 10, 2011 |
Summary:well sonny, you asked for it, so here's it is! not so sure about a plane, a sander or a saw...Chapters: |
| Alien Place in Outer Space # | janine | Short Story | Science Fiction | 5 | 0.12 | Feb 7, 2011 |
Summary:ok so this is a story, yes a story that just so happens to have taken on an alien form in the shape of an extra terrestrial head (and neck) that just so happens to be formatted as a pictopoem that just so happens to amount to a grand total of 200 words that just so happens to make it a droubble! ok so maybe needs some stretch of the imagination, but here's a hint...stand back and squint! Chapters: |
| Ride for Joy with Biker Boy # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 4 | 0.45 | Feb 5, 2011 |
Summary:yep, it's one for the road...PICTO of a motor bike!Chapters: |
| Time for Tea # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 10 | 0.99 | Feb 2, 2011 |
Summary:on a bit of a roll at the mo, for why i dunno, but here's another PICTO! yep, first the sock...then the (ahem) rabbit...then the hammer...then the spider...and now a teapot!!! best read at a pace (rhythm does all flow if you get it right!) in a "sarf london" accent...cafe pronounced "caff" by the way...Chapters: |
| Spider Spider # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 10 | 0.50 | Feb 1, 2011 |
Summary:simple tale about a simple spider...except that the formatting wasn't so simple! the original has better spidery legs than this but the edit programme doesn't recognise back slash and so i had to improvise! anyway, i'm sure you'll get the picture... Chapters: |
| Hammer it Home! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 5 | 0.49 | Jan 29, 2011 |
Summary:well...it's a PICTO of a hammer...it has no nail to hit but tells a tale! Chapters: |
| Chat Me Up! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 5 | 0.36 | Jan 25, 2011 |
Summary:sometimes the chat-up line works out fine...PICTO of lips!Chapters: |
| Rampant Rabbit..(rude!) # | janine | Poetry | Erotica | 17 | 0.81 | Jan 20, 2011 |
Summary:here in the uk we have a kinky undies and sex toy store that is also renowned for home parties...yes i hosted one recently...a good girlie night of wine, nibbles and giggles as we passed around the latest lingerie and varied collection of vibrant vibrators...beats watching tv any day i must say! Chapters: |
| Silly Sock # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 11 | 0.94 | Jan 19, 2011 |
Summary:been a while since i posted a PICTO and all i can say about this is... gosh! why does one always get lost in the wash?Chapters: |
| Exclamation...Mark 2 !!! | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 4 | 0.34 | Sep 20, 2010 |
Summary:...sorry to be a bore but have re-shaped the exclamation mark i did before and would be grateful for any comments on the score! Chapters: |
| Exclamation...!!! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 5 | 0.32 | Sep 18, 2010 |
Summary:a friend of mine is building me a website that will be dedicated to my pictos...it's still under construction, so he asked me to write an ode to indicate that on the opening page just in case anyone takes a peek before it's ready...so i came up with this PICTO of an...um...exclamation mark! not sure about the shape, does it look like one and does it get the message across do you reckon??Chapters: |
| Words on Birds # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 6 | 0.48 | Sep 11, 2010 |
Summary:um...yep, it's a PICTO of a bird!!!Chapters: |
| Pashion within, looking.... # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 6 | 0.32 | Sep 5, 2010 |
Summary:ok so, might need to squint a bit to see this is a PICTO of an eye....give it a try... Chapters: |
| Choke on Smoke # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 3 | 0.22 | Jun 25, 2010 |
Summary:choking on smoking?...well here you go, maybe your kind of PICTO!Chapters: |
| Love like a Kite in Flight # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 3 | 0.40 | Jun 19, 2010 |
Summary:love is like a kite in flight but can be quite a fright when you let it go...um yes...it's a PICTO!Chapters: |
| Champagne Time Again...2010! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 1 | 0.57 | Dec 28, 2009 |
Summary:yes i confess it's a cheat....a repeat of last years version with the end tweaked to greet 2010....do have some party fun and very best wishes to everyone!!!!Chapters: |
| Christmas Tree Bauble...obviously! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 3 | 0.30 | Dec 24, 2009 |
Summary:...simply a bauble that has nothing better to do than hang around a christmas tree...obviously!...many merries to one and all from merry me!!!Chapters: |
| Cake Glorious Cake! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 4 | 0.57 | Sep 7, 2009 |
Summary:believe it or not this is a PICTO of a cup-cake....or maybe a chefs hat, dunno, what d'ya reckon???Chapters: |
| Heart to Heart # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 4 | 0.46 | Aug 1, 2009 |
Summary:one from the heart...and oh yeah...as if you couldnt guess, just so happens to be heart shaped no less! Chapters: |
| Gnaw to Core # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 8 | 0.44 | May 21, 2009 |
Summary:...ok so it's fruity but somewhat lacking in COR!!!...hope this dont bore to the core cos it's simply a PICTO of an apple and nothing more!!!Chapters: |
| Where's the Guppy gone Mummy?? # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 7 | 0.41 | Mar 13, 2009 |
Summary:...not quite a 'yuppy guppy' i'm afraid flo, thanx for the inspiration though!...maybe this PICTO just goes to show there's no having a lark with a shark...??! Chapters: |
| Bliss to Kiss # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 8 | 0.34 | Mar 9, 2009 |
Summary:...yes this is a PICTO of lips and what you might find in a kiss like this!! Chapters: |
| Give Beer a Cheer! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 7 | 0.63 | Mar 6, 2009 |
Summary:...could be mistaken for a crystal flower vase i suppose...but no!...it's supposed to be a PICTO of a long cool pint of beer!! Chapters: |
| Terry the Terrier # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 5 | 0.58 | Mar 3, 2009 |
Summary:...ok so, having created a crazy lazy cat on the mat and all that, then how could i not dooo a doggy PICTO tooo???!...must confess i've never owned a dog and the proportions of this may be a little amiss...but hey, i'm sure you'll get the picture anyway!!! Chapters: |
| Ooze Sex Shoes # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 8 | 0.14 | Jan 25, 2009 |
Summary:ok, so there i was in a shoe shop in the lanes of Brighton trying on this pair of sky-high to die for strappies when a fellow shopper complimented my precarious posing in those super sexy stripper shoes...and my male companion promptly bought them for me! how generous of him!! Chapters: |
| Hot Pot..! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 5 | 0.08 | Dec 27, 2008 |
Summary:jeeez i must be bored cos i'm having a flurry, but you can blame nadine (aka brosna11) for this...yep it's a PICTO of a hot pot believe it or not...a cauldron in fact, full of alphabetical bubbling baloney at that!! Chapters: |
| Campervan Man # | janine | Poetry | Action and Adventure | 5 | 0.95 | Dec 25, 2008 |
Summary:ok, so happy holidays everyone!....done with stuffing the turkey an' all that....now thinking of sunnier climes....picturing (in a PICTO) gimme gimme some fun summer times....maybe i just need to meet a man named stan with a campervan????!Chapters: |
| Flaming Flame # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 4 | 0.38 | Nov 6, 2008 |
Summary:ok so....this is a flaming PICTO!....the flickering flame of a candle perhaps....or maybe a fickle flame that was too hot to handle?....beware cos one might burn your fingers whereas the other might give you heartburn if the memory lingers!! Chapters: |
| Toast the Host! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 9 | 0.31 | Sep 7, 2008 |
Summary:...and what better way to toast the host than a PICTO of a fluted glass full of lovely bubbly...!Chapters: |
| No Trouble with a Double (penetration... rude!!!) # | janine | Poetry | Erotica | 11 | 0.22 | Sep 2, 2008 |
Summary:...about time for another rude one i thought...so here's a rather rude PICTO depicting DP as in double penetration...erotic or plain porny?...um...dunno, you decide! Chapters: |
| Mirror Mirror # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 2 | 0.00 | Sep 2, 2008 |
Summary:ok....so this is about reflection in a PICTO of an oval mirror! Chapters: |
| Sneaky Snake # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 9 | 1.06 | Aug 25, 2008 |
Summary:...anyone with a bendy mind might find fun unravelling this PICTO of a snake...but for those who aint inclined to bend their mind reading down the bendy lines from word 'snake' thinking oh goodness me no for heavens sake...well i have been so kind as to repeat the bendy lines nice n straight, so take a break and take my word that the body of the snake is what they make! Chapters: |
| Elvis on Song (lives on and on...) # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 7 | 0.55 | Jun 2, 2008 |
Summary:this....believe it or not....is a PICTO of a microphone with its wire set on fire by the tone of he who was grown to be a singer so very well known....yes but of course, it is elvis! Chapters: |
| Classic Car # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 9 | 0.50 | May 29, 2008 |
Summary:yep it's a PICTO of a car....real sassy classy old star....never a drag....driven to brag....it's an e-type jag!! Chapters: |
| Hands of Time # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 10 | 0.81 | May 22, 2008 |
Summary:yes it's return of the PICTO....supposed to depict a tick-tock clock....you know, one of those wooden cased one's that sit on the mantelpiece....even though it looks more like a crystal ball....but then again that could be apt, perhaps???!Chapters: |
| Frog Blog # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 9 | 0.94 | Jan 30, 2008 |
Summary:ok....so you need some imagination here to see this PICTO as the front cover of a story book propped with pages ajar inviting you to take a look....it's the traditional tale of frog prince but with a twist, get the gist....????Chapters: |
| oh glee aw gee ...it's a Christmas Tree! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 4 | 0.34 | Dec 9, 2007 |
Summary:.....weeeell.....how could i resist?.....just had to do it.....a PICTO of a christmas tree of course!!!Chapters: |
| Martin Luther King Jnr # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 12 | 1.07 | Nov 29, 2007 |
Summary:...true, hardly a true likeness (could be any man really) ...but this PICTO is s'posed to a profile (as in content and in bust) of the great man himself. hope you like it in spite of lack of likeness. Chapters: |
| Balmy Palm # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 4 | 0.37 | Nov 23, 2007 |
Summary:...can be forgiven if mistaken for copter blades goin wheeee ...but look seeee, it's supposed to beeee a PICTO of a palm treeee!!!Chapters: |
| Curious Cumulus (...perhaps??) # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 3 | 0.68 | Nov 21, 2007 |
Summary:...back to nature, not so obvious at first glance perchance? ...or perhaps it is?? ...kind eyes will find no surprise in this PICTO! Chapters: |
| Wedding Bell (...happiness or hell?) # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 3 | 0.61 | Nov 20, 2007 |
Summary:...ahhh, the romance, the prospect of wedded bliss squashed into a PICTO of a bell like this! ...ooops, sorry to ruin it with the cynical twist!! Chapters: |
| Naughty Nightie (..babydoll rock n roll!) # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 5 | 0.34 | Nov 18, 2007 |
Summary:...fun n frivolous ...merely a PICTO of barely there babydoll nightwear (doin a twisty twirly thang) ---oh and thanx be to sonny for the inspiration! ha! Chapters: |
| Cry Baby Cry # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 6 | 0.58 | Nov 14, 2007 |
Summary:...ok, so this self-indulgent PICTO of a crying eye is sadly reflective of the ending of my marriage. i make no excuses.Chapters: |
| Propose with a Rose # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 3 | 0.28 | Nov 12, 2007 |
Summary:...i should probably hold this rose back until valentines day but it popped into my head and has been hammering to be released as a PICTO here and now ...so here it is! phew! that's one less headache!!Chapters: |
| Writer's Cramp under the Lamp! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 7 | 0.40 | Nov 9, 2007 |
Summary:...ok, so this is perhaps a poem pretending to be prose! nevertheless 100 words, no less, and therefore made to measure up to the drabble challenge! ...and in case you're wondering, it's a PICTO of a (somewhat heavy based) desk lamp! Chapters: |
| Shooting Star # (not in the least bit rude!) | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 9 | 0.20 | Oct 27, 2007 |
Summary:just another PICTO about being lonesome and blue 'til sight of a shooting star brightens the night.... see, i'm a romantic at heart really!! Chapters: |
| These Boots aint made for Walking! # (rather rude..!) | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 8 | 0.72 | Oct 27, 2007 |
Summary:...you know how it is girls ...cant keep a good man down when he catches sight of your height in those sexy thigh highs ...um ...yeah ...it's a PICTO of a boot!! Chapters: |
| Take Flight with Fright on Halloween Night! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 4 | 0.38 | Oct 7, 2007 |
Summary:...ok, so this is a PICTO of a (somewhat short) flight of stairs under which there is a (somewhat small) cupboard that's alright for hiding after a fright on halloween night! ..get the picture???Chapters: |
| Gosh it's a Ghost! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 8 | 0.52 | Oct 6, 2007 |
Summary:...this PICTO requires much squinting to discern the hinting of its ghostly visage ...which will of course be at large on halloween around your house n elsewhere in between! Chapters: |
| Geet-arr Man # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 3 | 0.37 | Oct 3, 2007 |
Summary:...PICTO of a guitar ...music man is set to pluck yer heart out baby. well maybe??Chapters: |
| I Propose a Poser... # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 5 | 0.44 | Sep 10, 2007 |
Summary:....having longed for a thong thought it about time to propose a poser ....yep! it's a PICTO of a posing pouch! ouch!!Chapters: |
| Pumped Up Penis! # (crudely rude!!) | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 11 | 0.48 | Sep 6, 2007 |
Summary:...repetative? moi?? ...well hey ho here we go it's another phallic PICTO!!Chapters: |
| Never Alone with a Mobile Phone! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 6 | 0.42 | Aug 31, 2007 |
Summary:...well, apart from aerial being somewhat adrift (blame formatting!) this bears a passing resemblance to my samsung... yes it's a PICTO of a mobile phone!Chapters: |
| Red Red Wine # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 5 | 0.36 | Aug 26, 2007 |
Summary:...you know how it is? ...out to dine and feeling fine until you hit the red red wine ...depicted in a PICTO of a wine glass, but of course! Chapters: |
| Sunny Side Up! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 11 | 0.40 | Aug 24, 2007 |
Summary:...no sign of smut(!) ...merely a PICTO of a setting sun ...might help if you squint a bit!! Chapters: |
| Washing Machine # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 3 | 0.38 | Jul 28, 2007 |
Summary:...yes! it really is a PICTO of a squeaky clean washing machine!!! shame about wobbly line on the right... oh well, think you'll get the picture!Chapters: |
| Guardian Angel # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 5 | 0.50 | Jul 27, 2007 |
Summary:...a PICTO (naturally!) of what is supposed to be an angel ...side view on ...body to the left ...wing to the right ...and the rest will hopefully speak for itself if read L to R!Chapters: |
| Gee ...What a Ride! # (no, NOT rude!) | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 9 | 0.51 | Jun 24, 2007 |
Summary:...this little gee gee won't be off to a flying start but will maybe win your heart...???! Chapters: |
| Cor, Luv a Duck! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 4 | 0.46 | Jun 15, 2007 |
Summary:...back to nature ...quite simply a PICTO of a duck!!!Chapters: |
| Twinkle Twinkle ...a little like a porn star! # (..er ..rude!) | janine | Poetry | Erotica | 13 | 0.48 | Jun 12, 2007 |
Summary:...at the risk of boring to a mouth gaping yawn ...here's yet another PICTO on that subject of "going down" and what it likely leads to!!! ...nearly called this 'Face of Fantasy' --because it is a face, btw!-- wot d'ya reckon?? Chapters: |
| Fuzzy-Wuzzy Fanny # (only slightly rude!) | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 4 | 0.12 | Jun 2, 2007 |
Summary:....just a funny (peculiar? haha?) view of the female nether regions ....in other words, it's ..um ..a PICTO of fuzzy-wuzzy pubes!! Chapters: |
| Long for a Thong! # | janine | Poetry | Erotica | 8 | 0.28 | May 25, 2007 |
Summary:... a PICTO for those who wear and share the delights of minimalist undies... yes, it's a (slightly rude/lightly erotic) thong!Chapters: |
| Deep Throat # (...rude!) | janine | Poetry | Erotica | 9 | 0.27 | May 19, 2007 |
Summary:i was gonna do a PICTO of an innocent nagging wagging sorta tongue ...but it somehow turned out as a ruder mouth shagging version! Chapters: |
| Run for Fun! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 5 | 0.54 | Apr 18, 2007 |
Summary:...here's a PICTO for all you fitness fanatics out there ...in the form of a trainer, naturally!! Chapters: |
| Cold Band of Gold # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 4 | 0.27 | Apr 14, 2007 |
Summary:...ok, admittedly not a perfect ring but this is supposedly a PICTO of that band-of-gold worn third finger left hand......Chapters: |
| Good Vibrations (yes, the rude ones!) # | janine | Poetry | Erotica | 14 | 0.26 | Apr 12, 2007 |
Summary:...not exactly erotic ...but dunno where else to stick this PICTO of a vibrator (pardon the expression).....!!!Chapters: |
| Plainly a Plane! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 9 | 0.46 | Apr 12, 2007 |
Summary:...no mention of emissions ...and not quite perfect (ha! beat ya to it sonny!) ...but this is plainly a PICTO of an aeroplane!Chapters: |
| Skater's Best Mate! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 7 | 0.74 | Apr 10, 2007 |
Summary:...um ...dunno why i pick topics i know nothing about but here's my ill informed take on ice skating in PICTO form of a skater's boot....!!Chapters: |
| Hello Sailor! # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 7 | 0.79 | Apr 4, 2007 |
Summary:...not at all naughty ...just a nautical PICTO of a sailing boat...!Chapters: |
| Chilly Hill # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 5 | 0.56 | Apr 1, 2007 |
Summary:...never been there myself (thankfully) ...a serious (and not so serious) take on suicidal contemplation as viewed from a somewhat lonely place. yes, the PICTO is supposed to be that chilly hill......Chapters: |
| Chuffed to be Cuffed (no, not by the cops...!) # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 6 | 0.57 | Mar 30, 2007 |
Summary:...some light relief, perhaps? ...fun form of foreplay for those who have a fetish for bondage! yep! a pair of handcuffs in PICTO format....... Chapters: |
| Tormented Tears # | janine | Poetry | Poetry | 3 | 0.24 | Mar 30, 2007 |
Summary:...umm ...sad but true, this probably is a reflection of how i'm feeling right now. PICTO of a teardrop... Chapters: |
