Content: male female

Summary:

With some trepidation, I’ve agreed to match wits with my good friend Gale (Gem) Martin in a series of “he said-she said” columns. The cause of my reluctance isn’t Gale herself, but my own dismal performance when it comes to arguing with women—on any subject. My trophy case is empty, my win column destitute. When Gale says, “This will be fun.”, I hear the sound of knives on whetstones, the Pennsylvania Polka playing in the background. Make sure to let me know if I'm winning.

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