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A few folks urgerd me to write more of these verses, but I don't have thant many friends, so I decided I could write them about characters as another reviewer suggested. A Clarihew (look it up in Wikipedia) is a verse that has four lines that rhymes A-A, B-B and is read without meter. It written about a person and is humorous but not satrical or sarcastic.

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***I've cleaned up a little, edited a little. But more importantly, added a new ending.***

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In the Deep South, nothing is more important than family reunions. These events are a once-a-year or not that often, of coming together to see everyone, how much the children have grown, talk about the ones who aren't there and why. In "Family Reunion" two cousins in the family home town set the date, make the arrangements and host the reunion. Together, these ladies know everything about everybody in the family. They work hard to make a good presentation, can't wait to see various cousins, aunts and uncles, and assorted children. They also can't wait for them to leave and to be able to talk about everyone before and aft. No matter how bad someone is put down, a smile and hug will greet them upon arrival. Feedback I'm looking for is how much the story was enjoyed or not, if it is entertaining, and most of all if it pulls you in and/or takes you back to something or somewhere in your life.

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The writing process, working with an assistant and how elusive funny can be. Hopefully amusing. Any and all comments very welcome.

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Recycling and Reuse

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boB – Happy Valentine’s Day to You -

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Being penultimate.

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Doubling up on doing nothing.

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An oral storyteller reveals his secret source of inspiration.

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I am ‘of the age’, and at times, I hate everyone. Most especially I hate my wonderfully supportive, untiring, patient-beyond-reasoning husband. I really hate him sometimes. Poor son-of-a-bitch. Any and all nits, comments, suggestions are appreciated. I promise not to post a reply until I’ve re-read it five times to be certain no hormone-driven text gets through. Thank you. Thank you very much.

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Cleaned this up a bit for the contest.

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WiiFit woes.

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Every evening when I come home from work I read with my two six-year olds. Actually, they read to me and I help them with the big words. Last night they read to me The Princess and the Frog. I found myself not liking the princess at all. She cheated the frog, but somehow ended up marrying the prince anyway. So I've rewritten the story with a more suitable ending. Any and all comments are welcome.

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I love to swim. I love to write. "Nuff said. All feedback appreciated.

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I'll take all the feedback I can get!

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... truth, justice and the North American way ... (vBg)

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This is a revamp of a story originally posted a couple of years ago. It is based on one of my ludicrous real-life experiences - true as nuts is nuts! All comments will be very welcome.

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Partly true, partly not. What did YOU do on Valentine's Day? ; ) Feedback is always most welcome!

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It's never boring at the GP Motor Inn.

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Entry for the humor contest. SLOBS is a scale down from my opening for my HEADS UP novella. Senior gamers, Jim and Ken position their wheelchairs at their favorite table—the one with a large window that overlooks the street. This morning, two dirty old men rule the SLOBS recreation room. Serious shit is about to hit the fan.

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Re-posting this for the humor contest. Had lots of helpful reviews the first time, so don't re-read if you don't have the time. Appreciate all input. Thanks.

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SolN Administrator Registered: 11-20-2005 Posts: 2426 E-mail Humour Short Story Contest Winner The winner of the humour short story contest is... Mariana Reuter for "Men Are like Cars" Congratulations and thank you for bringing us so metaphorically and humorously (U.S. spelling) through the professional woman's dating cycle smile.

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Toward the end of Blue Ruby's toga period.

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Let's play ball in Hell.

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All help is appreciated.

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Yeah, I don't know what this is. Inspired by The Exorcist, of course, but corrupted by alcohol...

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1. SIX GOING ON SIXTEEN:The TWINs Saga

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"On Friday, January 28, 1977 a natural disaster struck Canada and the United States. Southern portions of the province of Ontario and parts of western and northern New York State were besieged by the blizzard of the century and millennium. During this winter hurricane, the temperature plunged to near zero Fahrenheit as hurricane force winds roared across the frozen surface of Lake Erie. Temperature and wind combined to create a wind chill of 60 below zero. Visibility was also zero and remained there from 11:30 a.m on the 28th until 12:50 a.m on the 29th of January. The storm did not subside until February. Wind gusts over 50 miles per hour occurred each day with official peaks ranging between 69 and 73 miles per hour."

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humour_contest ...

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A message on your computer crying for help. And entered into the humour_contest

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Horny Arnie, using reason rather than emotion to choose a bride, spends the weekend with her at her parents' farm, eager to pop the question at the most opportune romantic moment. Hottie Dottie is a looker, but she has an annoying quirk that gives Arnie reason to question his choice.

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Well, this is kinda funny. Isn't it? If, for nothing else, the amount of times I've re-published it.

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It's true I got mad at an elitist Brit, but he was also my friend and this short story was a joke/revenge/joke...I couldn't decide, but he loved it when he read it, although he told others he did not, however he directed them to the page where they could read it...lol...The reason Simon was mentioned so much in the text is because that is his name. His boorish stories are mentioned often because Simon was known for going on...and on....and on...But this story is special too. It's the first short story I'd written in a very long time. It flowed out of me in five hours and reminded me why I write. It's also the reason I choose this site. Thanks for reading. Any corrections or suggestions welcome, does it make you laugh and hold your attention? This is satire.

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tuna fish recipe

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Sorry to re-re-republish this, I didn't have a choice, new added matterial at the bottom. If you don't want to leave another review but want to suggest something email me at dagnee_2002@yahoo.com...Thanks for reading! dags:)

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A life through humorous vignettes: boB is our imaginary internet friend and all around good sport. This is a short story cut up into vignettes of boB’s fantasy life, loves and antics in and around the great wide web.

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Yeah, I was trying to read and review some TNBW content tonite but then I got distracted by my own bulging musculature and so this happened instead. Please, forgive me. :)

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I didn't invent these jokes by any means, I just thought it'd be fun to write them down in my own words.

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They say there's a mate for everyone, they just don't say for how long. This is the story of two cracked people getting blown together by the wind. Any and all comments are welcome.

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Bear Gryll eats raw insects, fights rabid monkeys, swims naked under the North Pole and skies, while blindfolded, down glaciers. A whole group of near brain dead humans (men and women) ski straight down mountains, explore active volcanoes, bicycle down the Amazon, jump motorcycles over the Grand Canyon and surf 80 foot waves. I'm pretty sure our zombie friends would want in on this kind of sports actions and the big bucks that come with hefty advertiser endorsement contracts for extreme sports and death defying stupidity.=== what is funnier than zombies playing professional sports? Wait, maybe the steroids, concussions, performance-enhancing drugs already make sports extremesters into zombies. eh?

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More Mahoney

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Getting it on at eighty.

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Reposting for Humour Contest. I think I got all the nits, but would appreciate any I missed. If you've reviewed it before, I did change the punch line up a bit. Let me know what you think.

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I dunno, someone inspired my homeless man molesting a fish line into a story, and so here it is!

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a year in my life one day while making donuts........

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Maybe there's method to her madness?

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Sometime Euchre can be un-progressive . . .

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Being an environmentalist means many different things

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Driving 101 - NOT!

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Out of the mouth of babes . . .

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When humans continued to pollute the Earth, they made one mistake too many, and began cutting down the Gateway trees, trees which connect our world to Fae. Creatures began pouring out, and local police departments had to step up to the plate to deal with them. This story is a sequel to "A Troll Under Golden Gate Bridge," which first introduced Cathy Pembroke, Fae Enforcer from the Oakland Fae Enforcement Division of the police department. These are humorous tales of mayhem where fantasic creatures wreak havoc on the Bay area. Enjoy, and let me know what you think!

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THE MUMMY'S CURSE Rupert becomes a mummy for one Halloween night, thanks to divine providence and the right costume designer. (REPOSTED for those poor soles who haven't yet met RUPERT. He's on Amazon's Kindle you know.)

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An interesting afternoon with an ex-wife, a strawberry garden and a snake.

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Reaching out for help. As always feedback is always appreciated.

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Rupert has a new cheese loving roommate!

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Most of this story comes from a scene from one of my novels, but I changed it around a little and turned the humans into fairies and gave them a much cooler setting. I had fun with it and hope you enjoy.

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sleepytime down south

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Never underestimate the power of a woman, at any age.

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It was a warm spring day; the type where you could drink beer and watch the hotties in their T-backs at the Sand Bar, while they oiled up their asses to fry their skin and play Russian roulette with cancer. Unfortunately Mitch had grabbed the shit end of the stick.

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If that wasn't bad enough, he'd headed back home, only to find his best friend Walter, that no good son of a bitch, running around the living room playing a game of naked pin the tail on the donkey with his wife, Sissy.

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