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How can you even live with yourself knowing I'm so much better than you?

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Cash Register, Private Investigator, is hired by the widow of Jonathon Stone to find out why her husband was murdered and by whom. But that ain't all... Jonathan's body was stolen from the funeral home the night before his scheculed funeral. Tag along as Cash and his zany cast of compadres try to unravel the mystery. Cash's mother is positive she is Annie Oakley reincarnated and her boyfriend is a four-foot, ten-inch mystic running around in star-covered pajamas. Bridgette Marxx, Cash's receptionist is a feast for sore eyes but she's at least one brick shy of a full load. Her clueless antics will have you in stitches. Her boyfriend, Punk Rocker Rusty Nutz, does his best to keep her out of trouble. You'll just have to read on to see where Cedrick the Sissy fits in. He's six-foot-eight and close to four-hundred pounds...and he's gay! You'll laugh at this cast of misfits surrounding Cash as they tour the prep room in a funeral home, get caught trying to break into a dilapitaded warehouse and who knows what else. And Dot is always in some kind of trouble with her ten-thousand-dollar pig. Cash's new girlfriend, Yolie, surprised him with the news that she's late and the smell of food makes her gag. Uh-oh! There's a laugh a minute with these quirky characters. If you like an easy read, a little over-the-top humor and a barrel full of laughs, this book is for you. Please feel free to comment on anything you feel you want to or need to. I appreciate all the feedback and suggestions you are willing to offer. And thanks for reading! FOR THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY STARTED TO READ THIS NOVEL,I HAVE MADE SOME SLIGHT REVISIONS IN CHAPTERS ONE AND TWO.

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First I apologies if your this girl.This is a poem I dedicate to the female who wasn't noticed by sight.However she was noticed by a putrid smell in a small gym area.

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Annie Buntin is a successful mystery writer, but her real life keeps interferring with her writing. The novel starts out with humor, but as is true with any person's life, bad things also come into play. Annie balances the bad with the funny to keep her sanity. Feedback: Idea of the story, characters, plot and what ever else you would like to offer. Also, comments on the title would be greatly appreciated.

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I have absolutely no experience in writing, but a lot of my friends say I have some talent. I am aiming to get this book published and perhaps make some money for Law school. Please send me your constructive comments. Thanks. PS. If you think of a better name for this story, let me know!

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When a loved one with Alzheimer's Disease forgets who you are, the pain it brings is unimaginable. But when family is there to wipe the tears and hold your hand, you learn to cope. This story is about the day we realized that my dad, the man we've known all of our lives, is gone. The publisher I've been working with wants a little bit more drama in the mix. I'm kind of flailing around to be honest. It all makes me so nervous! I know there are formatting/grammar/spelling issues, I apologize. I do things like this quickly than I go back and correct what I see. Be honest, God knows I need it!

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This is just another one of my columns. I'm trying to get a feel for what people really think of them. Like I said before, you just can't get honest feedback from loved ones. Pardon the grammar, its unedited and in bad need of a once over. I'm just feeling a tad bit lazy today.

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(REWORKED and REVISED--Loved this character but needed to go back and work out the plot so that I could move the story forward. Feel like the story is more plausible now). Twenty-something-year old Miki Jackson is a broken-hearted wannabe writer and a movie addict who believes that life and love should be romantic comedy. She's spent so much time looking for love that she neglected to find herself. When a screenwriting contest offers her the chance to find the career and man of her dreams, it's an opportunity she can't pass it up. Problem is, Miki attracts drama like bees to honey. Her quest to write the perfect romantic comedy by living the perfect romantic comedy leads her straight to jail--without passing go or collecting two-hundred dollars. She learns the hard way that life does not always imitate art. A cranky judge, who sentences her to community service, sends her spiraling into a depression and makes her realize her how empty and unaccomplished her life really is. With 500 hours of community service at a women's center, Miki remains determined to find the love of her life in time to write the perfect script and win the contest. But spending time serving others helps her discover a gift beyond anything she thought she could offer. After she fumbles and bumbles her way into Mr. Wrong after Mr. Wrong, she finally discovers--not one--but two seeming Mr. Rights. Both can offer her the life she's always hoped for. But when her wedding day arrives and the battle for her heart comes to a head, will she marry the man of her dreams--or the man who keeps it real?

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Charles "Cash" Register is a Private Investigator whose new case is to reclaim the missing wife of a weird little mystic from the "Spirits of the Great Beyond." His mother thinks she is a reincarnation of Annie Oakley. She's very handy with a lasso. His assistant is a gorgeous but ditzy blonde who's built like the best brick outhouse money can buy. She has a lot of skin to cover in places. Somehow she always has a little trouble keeping it adequately covered. When Chuck-A-Roo the Clown; Cedrick the Sissy; and old, senile Mrs. Snodgrass and her dog get involved, it becomes a calamity. The humor is a little silly and over-the-top in places. BEWARE: There is a lot of sexual inuendo, adult situations and adult language. And yes, our P.I. is a bit chauvanistic at times. Any comments you would care to make are welcomed. Anything from a general "I like it" or "I don't like it" to a lengthy technical critique would be fine. I am writing this as I go. I have completed but four chapters at this point. I was rather reluctant to do it this way. But, what the heck. It will force me to work hard on it. Problem is...I don't have a clue where the story is going yet! Should be interesting! Thanks in advance.

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