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Please go no further if you enjoy Agatha Christie style crime fiction. But read on if you want to know: * What Mad Dog Smith did to the naked Fat Boy Koen with gardening shears. * Why Terry Cain, Marge and Mad Dog Smith were all in bed together with a gun and a cut throat razor. * What Mr James Esq did when he found Terry Cain and Loverboy Ben between the sheets. This is a thoroughly nasty novel about ruthless gangsters, crooked cops, torture, castration and cannibalism. It is not for the faint hearted.

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HEADS UP is all about the people who live, love, lust, lie and laugh at SLOBS (the Senior Lodge of Brothers and Sisters). It's peopled by a hilarious assortment of residents mostly in wheelchairs or high heels, sometimes both. Ongoing is a Scrabble game restricted to words of sexual connotation and cheating is not prohibited. Watch for dementia, she runs free and keep an eye out for Gladys Tripalong. She’s back. Gladys, due to two hapless kidnappers was missing for thirteen months. During her exile, she was held captive at a ranch at Helena. She ultimately became a fortune teller in Vegas. Only by the generosity of Canada’s Most Wanted was she recognized and rescued. Characteristically, every mid-morning, SLOBS wind up in the SLOBS recreation room to swap jokes and lies. For many of the residents, including Jim, Ken, and Lois, life is what they make it: naughty Scrabble, lap dancing, in-house black market, and endless tom foolery. If you detest humor with a racy component, don’t read this book.

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It's never boring at the GP Motor Inn.

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Entry for the humor contest. SLOBS is a scale down from my opening for my HEADS UP novella. Senior gamers, Jim and Ken position their wheelchairs at their favorite table—the one with a large window that overlooks the street. This morning, two dirty old men rule the SLOBS recreation room. Serious shit is about to hit the fan.

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Horny Arnie, using reason rather than emotion to choose a bride, spends the weekend with her at her parents' farm, eager to pop the question at the most opportune romantic moment. Hottie Dottie is a looker, but she has an annoying quirk that gives Arnie reason to question his choice.

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"Howdy Doody Day" interweaves the lives and times of Sam Behrens, as he grows up in the 1930’s and 40’s, with those of his daughter Lainey as she grows up in the 50’s and 60’s. As a girl, though yearning for normality, Lainey must battle a dangerous mother, while her father, a perennial adolescent, stands idly by. Early on, the strain of battle brings her to a secretive method of self-soothing and eventually to an embarrassing intestinal disorder.

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Matt was in grief after he lost his parents in a car accident. Then he met the pretty bar tender Kate who also lost her parents. What Matt didn't know is there are more stories behind her.

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Regardless of the outcome of the Stronest Start competition, I'm seeking feedback as to the aspects of my writing and the ability to hook the reader to want to read the next chapter. I'll tell you right now, the killer is NOT who you think it will be from reading the early chapters!

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This is a thriller set in the near future. Night Killer is the second in a three-book "Killer" series. This chapter describes the strange mental illness suffered by a United States Senator and the resulting suicide.

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"We Own The President" (set a few years in future; 116,000 words) Why it’s unique: father-daughter buddy story meets 007-type thriller... Harry Evans works for secret government agencies, sees himself as the last line of defense against the evil people in the world. He’s good at it. Kate Evans, studying for an MBA at Wharton, is contemptuous of her father and has as little to do with him as possible. After all, he’s nothing but a killer... Readers get a big swirling thriller--mad-genius twins try to "own the President"--plus entertaining inter-generational conflict. Harry Evans, daughter Kate, and her friend Carmen are increasingly in the center of the vortex, not sure what is real or where their loyalties should be. The country is coming apart. President Simpson declares war on Mexico, and hints at worst. Kate and Harry, alone against the world, start to function as partners -- but don’t try to tell Kate that. The question is, can these two alphas stop squabbling long enough to save the country from a conspiracy to seize control of the president and to accomplish this in a way that conceals what has happened. Any feedback is welcome.

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Big Red comes home to roost.

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Finally a home at last.

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Two together on the long road home.

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SOMETHING HAS ARRIVED IN A QUIET LAKE BORDERING THE FLORIDA EVERGLADES, SOMETHING BIG!

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NOT YOUR USUAL DINNER AT EIGHT

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