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WARNING: This is NOT politically correct. If you are easily offended you probably shouldn't read. If you're a French film director, you should read and take notes. I've written several Conversations with Richard and the conversations are verbatim. Scary. For some reason, Richard and I also decided to record this conversation. I came out of it sounding like a bitch, so that's cool. It's dedicated to Alimckay and she knows why! Ali, enjoy your stay in the Witness Protection Program. Not that they take Brits.

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Does this stand on its own? Ending abrupt? A girl leaves a boy after a wild night together.

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Richard cooks breakfast and I live to tell about it.

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I'm the most benevolent of girlfriends.

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STOP RIGHT HERE! If you are easily offended by foul language, sexual acts, degradation of women, the slaughter of animals and/or politics don't read this. Otherwise, dive right in and see what I deal with on a daily basis.

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For over three years now, I’ve been racing to my keyboard whenever my boyfriend and I have one of our unusual conversations. I guess I should clarify that they are unusual by most couple’s standards. I’ve always told him that if I ever write a memoir about my dull and uneventful life, these conversations would get at least a chapter. Today turned out to be a blood-pressure raising day, both at home and at work. I won’t even go into why Time Warner Cable headquarters should be picketed, a certain dishwasher repairman should be punched in the face, and how somewhere out there a customer who needs lessons in civility and good manners, ignited my first panic attack. I will mention the conversation I had with my boyfriend after telling him about my day.

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