#1 08-16-2008 17:14:26
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Post yer link here for Cycle One of reviewing
Yes, post a link in this thread so I don't have to hunt.
There is an almost unbearable pain needling my fingers as a result of these overabundant scribblings. I must lay down my pencil, my engine of truth, and bathe my crippled hands in some warm water. Ignatious Riley; Confederacy of Dunces: John Kennedy Toole
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#2 08-16-2008 18:37:08
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What in the hell is this, Greg? If I post here, will I be loathed by everyone on the site? You know how fragile my ego is, damnit!
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#3 08-16-2008 18:58:45
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An affiliation with me causes the member to be automatically branded on the forehead with the Dreaded H which stands for Har!strasized? A Har!dulterer. Oh the Har!manity! Heh! Only humor posts; fellow humorists might be in an optimized position to offer potential refinement as regards a work of humor.
There is an almost unbearable pain needling my fingers as a result of these overabundant scribblings. I must lay down my pencil, my engine of truth, and bathe my crippled hands in some warm water. Ignatious Riley; Confederacy of Dunces: John Kennedy Toole
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#4 08-16-2008 19:09:52
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Greg, go read your email. WARNING: I'm screaming at you
Against my better judgment I guess I'm in. I always was a HAR!lot.
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#5 08-17-2008 16:19:29
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Well, here's mine, complete with wp processing messups that makes it lack a ton of white space that I put into it.
http://www.thenextbigwriter.com/library … read/22920
It's published as a novel, but the total finished work shouldn't hit more than 10k words. It is intended to be the first in a series.
Thanks!!
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#6 08-17-2008 19:41:07
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I couldn't decide what to post until I noticed some discussion of what might be left behind when you die and how embarrassing that would be even though you're dead.
That made my decision for me. Here's my first post in Cycle One. Whatever that means. I pay no attention to Greg.
http://www.thenextbigwriter.com/library … read/19400
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#7 08-17-2008 20:19:00
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kairosguy wrote:
Well, here's mine, complete with wp processing messups that makes it lack a ton of white space that I put into it.
http://www.thenextbigwriter.com/library … read/22920
It's published as a novel, but the total finished work shouldn't hit more than 10k words. It is intended to be the first in a series.
Thanks!!
Forgot to add, a nice piece of characterization with McShane, from the Soldier of Fortune... to the Eisner Nekulturney passage. Built a full portrait in a short space. And I'm about as Nekulturney as you get—the only culture I got owes gumbo to the search engines.
There is an almost unbearable pain needling my fingers as a result of these overabundant scribblings. I must lay down my pencil, my engine of truth, and bathe my crippled hands in some warm water. Ignatious Riley; Confederacy of Dunces: John Kennedy Toole
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#8 08-17-2008 20:19:01
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kairosguy wrote:
Well, here's mine, complete with wp processing messups that makes it lack a ton of white space that I put into it.
http://www.thenextbigwriter.com/library … read/22920
It's published as a novel, but the total finished work shouldn't hit more than 10k words. It is intended to be the first in a series.
Thanks!!
This site is funny about formatting. If I post using one browser it looks like your story. If I use another browser it turns out okay.
To do an edit, which might or might not work, you don't have to republish. You can just do the edit and submit. It doesn't cost any points and doesn't appear on the front page again.
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#9 08-17-2008 20:30:27
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Cool, good advice, Kat. I'll fiddle with it in a IE browser tomorrow and see if it will fix it. Thanks much!
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#10 08-17-2008 20:31:40
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kat nove wrote:
I couldn't decide what to post until I noticed some discussion of what might be left behind when you die and how embarrassing that would be even though you're dead.
That made my decision for me. Here's my first post in Cycle One. Whatever that means. I pay no attention to Greg.
http://www.thenextbigwriter.com/library … read/19400
Awesome. looking forward to checking it out. Gotta leave vacation and go back to work tomorrow :-( but maybe I can steal an hour from The Man and give it a look.
Cheers,
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#11 08-17-2008 20:36:29
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HavePenWillScribble wrote:
Nekulturney
Two "did you get"s:
1) Did you get that Doyle thinks "nekulturney" is an ethnicity, so that's why he keeps saying he's Scots-Irish?
2) Did you get that all the "yoga" positions are from the Kama Sutra, and that's what makes Lance laugh?
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#12 08-17-2008 20:40:34
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kairosguy wrote:
Cool, good advice, Kat. I'll fiddle with it in a IE browser tomorrow and see if it will fix it. Thanks much!
I'm the biggest end user on the planet, so if my advice about computers works, I expect the Earth to leave it's orbit or explode or something.
You're welcome.
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#13 08-17-2008 21:14:14
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I got the scotts irish confusion factor. I had no idea about the kama sutra. I think I had a
'Makin Bacon t-shirt that showed all those corkscrew positions. I wouldn't know Kama Sutra if it twisted my big toe into some kinda yoga pose. I had no idea why he was laughing, just thought he was actually thinking about Yogi bear. Kama Sutra is something I missed, down south they have the Dixie Sutra which is missionary position, one hand push up, bottle of JD in the other...I think. Reproductive habits of the various flora and fauna are just too damn complicated.
There is an almost unbearable pain needling my fingers as a result of these overabundant scribblings. I must lay down my pencil, my engine of truth, and bathe my crippled hands in some warm water. Ignatious Riley; Confederacy of Dunces: John Kennedy Toole
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#14 08-17-2008 22:27:40
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HavePenWillScribble wrote:
I got the scotts irish confusion factor. I had no idea about the kama sutra. I think I had a
'Makin Bacon t-shirt that showed all those corkscrew positions. I wouldn't know Kama Sutra if it twisted my big toe into some kinda yoga pose. I had no idea why he was laughing, just thought he was actually thinking about Yogi bear. Kama Sutra is something I missed, down south they have the Dixie Sutra which is missionary position, one hand push up, bottle of JD in the other...I think. Reproductive habits of the various flora and fauna are just too damn complicated.
Truth be told I just googled "kama sutra" and chose funny positions. I think I may need to work a position into the list called "the camel's suitor" to get the joke across to the sutra-illiterate.
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#15 08-20-2008 15:51:48
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http://www.thenextbigwriter.com/library … read/22603
There's the link to my chapter one...
Am I to just scroll the above and read the other links submitted here, this week? OR is there a list somewhere for members to go and know who/what we're reading?
Jeni ![]()
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#16 08-20-2008 16:11:25
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The dirty truth is that I don't do comedy/humor per-se and have nothing to post.
Things are sometimes thought of as funny when I do them but I don't usually intend to be funny.
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#17 08-21-2008 10:34:56
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kairosguy wrote:
HavePenWillScribble wrote:
Nekulturney
Two "did you get"s:
1) Did you get that Doyle thinks "nekulturney" is an ethnicity, so that's why he keeps saying he's Scots-Irish?
2) Did you get that all the "yoga" positions are from the Kama Sutra, and that's what makes Lance laugh?
I got the references, but do think you might add a few more Kama Sutra positions to make it more obvious.
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#18 08-21-2008 10:38:08
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kairosguy wrote:
Well, here's mine, complete with wp processing messups that makes it lack a ton of white space that I put into it.
http://www.thenextbigwriter.com/library … read/22920
It's published as a novel, but the total finished work shouldn't hit more than 10k words. It is intended to be the first in a series.
Thanks!!
Brian, I loved part 1 and my review is done in the normal way. It's probably not the least bit helpful to you.
As for your question about making the scene in the restaurant into a short story, that's certainly feasible. Personally, I'd spend money I don't have to buy a book where Jackie is the narrator and McShane is mentioned every few paragraphs.
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#19 08-21-2008 11:01:39
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Okay, I must have taken a large dumb ass pill but how do I post my link. I thought I'd cut and paste the www. but it didn't give me the sweet little number that you kids have after your library link. Someone help a wigga out.
Cotton
http://www.thenextbigwriter.com/library … read/23059
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#20 08-25-2008 07:12:53
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Okay. I finally figured out how to get a complete URL to post a story for critiquing on this thread. Here is it: www.thenextbigwriter.com/library/index.html/read/19634.
Now I'm gonna try to review somebody else's. Will my comments be avaible to all or only to the author?
Anybody got any advice on how best to use and abuse this site?
Cheers, Sonny
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#21 08-25-2008 08:17:37
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Sonny, just review the usual way. We're not planning to wash laundry out here in the forum. If there is any interest, we can host some kinda friggin' AIM discussion, I'll attend under protest. Har!
Oh, and if anyone has suggestions to make trhis sub-chapter more useful, man, let me know will ya!
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#22 08-25-2008 08:19:39
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Oh, and episode four of The Literary Lugwrench is live at, uh, here: http://veinarmor.libsyn.com/rss
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#23 08-25-2008 10:08:04
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Jeni,
Hey I'm BEHIND in your chapters for Repugnance. I don't want to miss anything so I'm gonna keep reading in order.
It sucks for me cause I'm supposed to be at work WORKING and as soon as I get into a story someone comes in and expects me to dole out some customer service. Can't they see I'm busy surfing the web, reading a story and having coffee? People are so damn rude. It's always about them!
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#24 08-25-2008 18:58:54
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HavePenWillScribble wrote:
Oh, and episode four of The Literary Lugwrench is live at, uh, here: http://veinarmor.libsyn.com/rss
If you guys haven't listened to Greg's Literary Lugwrench, you should. It's a hoot and he does a great job discussing actual literary things. Besides, I'd like to know if anyone besides me imagines Greg with an eyepatch and a parrot on his shoulder.
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#25 08-25-2008 19:21:39
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What are you trying to say, kat? I thought I sounded like Barry White whispering sweetly into my lady's ear while having a picnic on an isolated stretch of Caribbean sand.
There is an almost unbearable pain needling my fingers as a result of these overabundant scribblings. I must lay down my pencil, my engine of truth, and bathe my crippled hands in some warm water. Ignatious Riley; Confederacy of Dunces: John Kennedy Toole
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