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aekronberg · 07-20-2012 01:59:07

Just made up a new word I think.
Anyways. Was thinking of sharing my trick. Use it everytime I have no clue what my MC wants to do next.
Here it comes:

You need:
1 huge brush
1 huge vat
1 huge amount of clay plaster (on-wall)
1 huge amount of water
1 huge mixer
1 big trowel
1 smaller trowel
1 cluesless noevllist
1 bucket
1 construction site, alternatively: old house that needs to be renovated

Take clay plaster and water and mix thoroughly in huge vat until is reaches consistency of thick mud (should not fall off trowel)
Wet wall with a big brush
Put plaster onto big trowel
Use oomph to get the shit on the wall
Straighten/flatten according to taste; alternatively: according to skill

Do that for several hours. At the end of the day you should know what the MC wants and how to write it and, most probably, be close to exploding to finally hammer it into laptop

Note: Take shower before touching keyboard. Otherwise it may go crunch-crunch for the rest of its life.

Anyone wants to help us fix our 500 years old house???

AEK

vern · 07-20-2012 04:59:10

aekronberg wrote:
Anyone wants to help us fix our 500 years old house???

AEK

NO!!! Take care. Vern

Last edited by vern (07-20-2012 04:59:51)

Ceridwen · 07-20-2012 05:10:37

I'll pass. Five hundred years old? You must live in the UK. The only thing that old in the US is a cave.

Ceridwen

aekronberg · 07-20-2012 05:30:54

Germany is where I live!

d a reynolds · 07-20-2012 17:57:33

Are you losing it, lol.

dagnee · 07-20-2012 18:24:56

aekronberg wrote:
Germany is where I live!

My grandfather was a Volga German, he came to America when he was five years old from Russia. So...If I could I would!

Good luck!

dags

Ceridwen · 07-20-2012 21:05:46

I was stationed in Stuttgart for most of 2011. Had a blast!

Ceridwen

aekronberg · 07-21-2012 02:46:19

Hi DA - I'm loosing it? What makes you think I ever had it?
;-)

Ceriswen and Danee: one thing to entice you: WE HAVE DECENT BEER HERE!

aekronberg · 07-21-2012 02:47:19

Sorry, I meant Ceridwen.
IPhone making funny corrections while I type, tsk tsk...,

Kydd Dustyn · 07-21-2012 07:04:15

Taught in Munich for a bit. Loved it. Would have stayed too had it not been so far away from my family. Germany and Austria will always be two of my favorite places though.

Kydd

dagnee · 07-21-2012 07:27:10

aekronberg wrote:
Hi DA - I'm loosing it? What makes you think I ever had it?
;-)

Ceriswen and Danee: one thing to entice you: WE HAVE DECENT BEER HERE!

I KNOW ALL about German beer, my Grandfather brewed it in the basement. AEK...I don't drink, but if you can get decent pot there...

aekronberg · 07-21-2012 08:30:44

Tsk! Of course I can get decent pot! I grow it!
:-)

dagnee · 07-21-2012 12:43:15

aekronberg wrote:
Tsk! Of course I can get decent pot! I grow it!
:-)

Packing as I write...

aekronberg · 07-21-2012 12:58:24

Super! When shall I pick you up from the airport?
Uh! Did I mention we also make strawberry wine (right now) and we have plum wine (all organic and home grown) in our basement which is older than the house (900 years)? Er... The basement is old, not the plum wine. That would be yucky, I gues...
So plenty of refreshment for builder dudes and dudesses!
Cheers
Annelie

Ceridwen · 07-21-2012 16:52:23

Think I'll start packing, too. Have to give my husband another story, though, because he'd follow me and drink up your wine. We swilled plenty of wine there last year at the festival. Ceridwen

aekronberg · 07-21-2012 23:06:10

Cool! I can see our house being finished in no time!
It will be unprofessional and crooked as all hell, but heck! We are artists!

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