A.T.Schlesinger wrote:

Slovakian Public Rallies to Name Bridge After Actor Chuck Norris

What the people of Slovakia want, they shall get!

Pedestrians in Slovakia's capital city of Bratislava have overwhelmingly voted to name a new walkway connecting their country to Austria after legendary Walker, Texas Ranger star Chuck Norris, TIME.com reports.

Chuck Norris.


You can't name a bridge after Chuck Norris!


Why, you ask?



Because...


Nobody crosses Chuck Norris!

Props to my ancestors!

For the upcoming Irish inspired holiday...

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday & the priest almost fell over when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.

After Mass, the priest caught up with him & said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"

Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat & I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine & I knew he came to church every Sunday . I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass & figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion & steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"

Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."

With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile & said; “After I talked about ' Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?"

Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery ', I remembered where I left me hat.�

I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the
authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the
Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something
I've never done before: I took a bus home.

Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it
past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as I have
never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.

A.T.Schlesinger wrote:

Penguin backstab crit!
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http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w315 … lesson.jpg  <--------------Writers, remember this one.

Twilight kitty learns the lesson too late...
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Eeeeewwwwwwwww!
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hahah i can't help but to laugh at those penguins! poor lil fella

Nonsense? It made me smile tho.. Being forgetful is one of my thing. Not at all times and please, not that severe! Cheers!

A.T.Schlesinger wrote:

Hey, no one told you to stop!
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w315 … monkey.gif

I said STOP!
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LOL. Persistant little cuss, kinda like my wife - the petting/cuddling part, not the looks  in case she sees this. I'm not getting into the "kitty" part, lol. Take care. Vern

Last edited by vern (06-12-2012 04:49:23)

This was from a friend's facebook posting. I HAD to share!

"I asked the barman for a draft, so he opened the window to let a breeze in. I killed him.
Spelling saves lives."

Bwahahahaha

This is one of those things you cannot believe you didn't think of.

A London newspaper on Mitt Romney's visit:

The Mitt Hits the Fan!

Flawless!

A few from the archive "I dare you to look at this and not smile"



and...

Last edited by A.T.Schlesinger (09-23-2012 09:48:41)

Love the cat. Since I don't care for cats, that's saying something!

Nathan B. Childs wrote:

true stories are the funniest: I'm riding with my stepmother to the grocery store. She pulls into the parking lot when the wind sends a shopping cart rolling across her path. What would you do? That's not what Bobbi did. She blew her horn.

Hilarious!

(seriously though, keep your eyes open for increasing dementia--perhaps she shouldn't be driving.)