Diarrhea Of The Defense



I think the Patriots should take a page out of the Red Sox playbook.  They should bring beer and chicken into the locker room. It may give Albert Haynesworth the incentive to get the defense off the field.  Chad Johnson can be in charge of making the trips to Popeye’s.   It’s not like he has anything else to do during the game.  They could all have themselves a rallying beer at half time.  At least the alcohol would’ve explained the Charley Brown inspired onside kick last Sunday.   I wish everyone would stop picking on Julian Edelman.  He couldn’t help himself; the poor guy hasn’t had a substantial grab in two seasons. 


Bill Belicheck should sit his entire defense this week.  I believe it will increase the chances of winning.  Running an offense without any defenders may throw the Giants off balance.   It’s not like the score will be any different by leaving them in.  I wouldn’t even bother having defensive practices any longer.  It’s the coaching equivalent of polishing a turd.   If anyone is upset over the NBA lockout, you can simple watch a Patriots game.  You can watch the offense score quickly, only to see the opposition score even quicker.  The team that makes the last shot at the buzzer wins.

Eli Manning will face some pressure this Sunday, but it won’t come from New England’s pass rush.  The comments he made about being on Tom Brady’s level may come back to haunt him.  If there’s something on a quarterbacks mind, they often miss wide-open receivers.

With all the burning that’s been going on in the secondary.  Tom Brady has asked that everyone hydrate before the game Sunday.  The only thing we can hope for is that Manning throws the ball like he did in the super bowl.  What are the chances that the receivers can consistently catch lollypop passes again.   At least we wont have to worry about any communication problems this week.  It’s a home game, so it should be nice and quiet for both teams.