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#1 05-01-2006 10:54:04

HavePenWillScribble
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How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

I throw out the suggestion that we have a contest where we compose a parody of someone's work on the site. The restriction being, that you sign in here and agree to participate and that you promise not to get angry at whatever nonsense results from the exercise. No writing about any one's work who is not participating. Well, also that you don't write something intentially mean, just have a little fun.

     No limit to the entries either. Do a couple if you are moved to do so.

Weigh in with your thoughts.

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There is an almost unbearable pain needling my fingers as a result of these overabundant scribblings. I must lay down my pencil, my engine of truth, and bathe my crippled hands in some warm water. Ignatious Riley; Confederacy of Dunces: John Kennedy Toole

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#2 05-01-2006 11:00:32

jennifer
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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

I'm in, most definitely!


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#3 05-01-2006 11:36:47

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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

ROFLMAO Scribbler, some would argue that my work is ALREADY a parody.

But I'll be happy to play.


Every time I think I know who I am, my characters rewrite me.

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#4 05-01-2006 13:59:41

dee
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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

Yes, great. I'm in.


"You're never as good as they say you are, and you're never as bad as they say you are." - George Clooney

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#5 05-01-2006 15:04:14

Ivan E. Moore II
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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

I'm not sure I have the skillz to write parody, but I am more then willing to allow others to make fun of my work! :>

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#6 05-01-2006 17:06:04

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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

Yes, we must remember not to be mean. Har! And don't take it personal, especially you Barry, I think Ivey is working on 'The One Clod's Coming'. Just a rumor. Har! I'm kidding. I made it up. Might be fun. Might get someone to read you, in order to lambaste you. And it's something to do that requires writing.


There is an almost unbearable pain needling my fingers as a result of these overabundant scribblings. I must lay down my pencil, my engine of truth, and bathe my crippled hands in some warm water. Ignatious Riley; Confederacy of Dunces: John Kennedy Toole

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#7 05-01-2006 17:54:35

Slysir
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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

Hardly a fair challenge Pen. How does one write a parody of a parody? I came on this site to win an Oscar(TM), and I can't see how having someone construct written spoofery of my carefully crafted writing could possibly be helpful in my quest for said ellusive Oscar(TM)  But that brings us back to the original question. Why are Chinese fortune cookies written in English? I'll have to consider the challenge at some length before deciding I suppose. There are mitigating factors after all. Like: what do we win if we win? A signed copy of your book would be nice, that would save me from having to buy it, and don't try and charge us $24.95 for shipping and handling for god's sake. May I take a day or two to ponder?

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#8 05-01-2006 18:14:13

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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

Yes, let us ponder, and I hardly think, offering either of my 'books' is adequate incentive to produce more than a modest square-foot of intestinal gas. let alone a short story. Of course I am glad to throw them into the mix. They weigh less than a pound, and with the Amazon shipping allotment, you could sell it for a penny and still realize upwards of a buck-and-a-quarter. If you routed a dumpster for a box, thus saving packaging costs. If at some future point we decide to embark on this ill advised journey, we need to agree on technical stuff, like 'is mueslix food'?


There is an almost unbearable pain needling my fingers as a result of these overabundant scribblings. I must lay down my pencil, my engine of truth, and bathe my crippled hands in some warm water. Ignatious Riley; Confederacy of Dunces: John Kennedy Toole

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#9 05-04-2006 09:08:07

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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

Ohh, Scribs, you know that I'm in ;-) This is too good for me not to. And my novel is just ripe for picking fun at! Birds?? Come on! LMAO!!!

Count me in ;-) Tell me when and where - I'll be there.


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#10 05-04-2006 09:14:52

Selah Cooper-Holl
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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

I'd be delighted to see Guppy - The Fish What Eats Only Vegetables


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#11 05-07-2006 20:24:21

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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

"Oh Goodie, I'll play," she said bravely, but her lips were trembling.

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#12 05-07-2006 21:45:27

lisa
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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

I'm game too!  Count me in.  Do we have a deadline?

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#13 05-09-2006 17:48:21

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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

Well, you can count me in, too, although I'm with Ivey in that my works could be considered parodic in nature anyway.  But a parody of a parody could work.  It would be like the time I sat in the orthodontist's office, between two mirrors, seeing endless repetitions of myself on into infinity.  I imagined them to be parallel universes...  I think we should put in the title thought "parody," so people will know what's going on.


"Who can tell the dancer from the dance?"--Yeats

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#14 05-09-2006 20:50:15

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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

I know nothing, have been working twelve hour days building a wine cellar for a multimillion dollar Nashville home. Still doesn't compare to the whine I have seen in the old Member Forum, but comes close. Har!
(Could not resist the line) Anyway, I will attempt to construct some loose guidelines. I hate rules, immediately begin looking for ways around them.
1. Name should contain the word parody
2. Announce in this thread
3. Only choose stories or novels by someone who has agreed to participate or allow the public mockery of their work.
4. Don't be like Georgy Porgy Bush glaring at Colbert who ground him up into pork sausage.
5. Have fun!
6. More than one submission allowed?
7. Add your suggestions here...

We get anything settled, we can set a date to start.


There is an almost unbearable pain needling my fingers as a result of these overabundant scribblings. I must lay down my pencil, my engine of truth, and bathe my crippled hands in some warm water. Ignatious Riley; Confederacy of Dunces: John Kennedy Toole

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#15 05-09-2006 20:54:59

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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

Do we get to team up?  Two of us writing a parody of one?


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"Then Mr. Baggins turned the handle and went in. The Took side had won. He suddenly felt he would go without bed and breakfast to be thought fierce." ~Bilbo Baggins The Hobbit

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#16 05-09-2006 21:00:41

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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

jennifer wrote:

Do we get to team up?  Two of us writing a parody of one?

Only against me as I am the largest and fiercest. Har! PPFFHHTT!!!


There is an almost unbearable pain needling my fingers as a result of these overabundant scribblings. I must lay down my pencil, my engine of truth, and bathe my crippled hands in some warm water. Ignatious Riley; Confederacy of Dunces: John Kennedy Toole

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#17 05-09-2006 21:05:50

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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

Who else would be as much fun to pick on? 

Phhffft! right back atcha.


When does a person get tired, give in, accept their fate and forget to dream?
~~from Hard Boiled Headline by HavePenWillScribble

"Then Mr. Baggins turned the handle and went in. The Took side had won. He suddenly felt he would go without bed and breakfast to be thought fierce." ~Bilbo Baggins The Hobbit

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#18 05-09-2006 21:30:47

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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

jennifer wrote:

Who else would be as much fun to pick on? 

Phhffft! right back atcha.

Don't make me do 'FEELS LIKE GNOME' (Where the women are cold, and the men gave up on them) or 'STUMBLIN' IN THE DARK' with Beaslin and Rake, or 'BREATHE MINTS'!


There is an almost unbearable pain needling my fingers as a result of these overabundant scribblings. I must lay down my pencil, my engine of truth, and bathe my crippled hands in some warm water. Ignatious Riley; Confederacy of Dunces: John Kennedy Toole

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#19 05-09-2006 21:37:51

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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

Ok.  That's just so wrong.  Funny, but wrong.  OHHHH, if you do, that means I get to write a steamy love scene for Devlin, right?


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"Then Mr. Baggins turned the handle and went in. The Took side had won. He suddenly felt he would go without bed and breakfast to be thought fierce." ~Bilbo Baggins The Hobbit

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#20 05-09-2006 21:40:59

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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

jennifer wrote:

Ok.  That's just so wrong.  Funny, but wrong.  OHHHH, if you do, that means I get to write a steamy love scene for Devlin, right?

Just make sure he keeps his cigar clenched between his teeth and one hand on a bottle of rum. Har!


There is an almost unbearable pain needling my fingers as a result of these overabundant scribblings. I must lay down my pencil, my engine of truth, and bathe my crippled hands in some warm water. Ignatious Riley; Confederacy of Dunces: John Kennedy Toole

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#21 05-09-2006 21:43:18

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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

big_smile


When does a person get tired, give in, accept their fate and forget to dream?
~~from Hard Boiled Headline by HavePenWillScribble

"Then Mr. Baggins turned the handle and went in. The Took side had won. He suddenly felt he would go without bed and breakfast to be thought fierce." ~Bilbo Baggins The Hobbit

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#22 05-09-2006 21:52:53

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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

AAAIIIIEEE!!!! It's Teefer Southerland! Run, before he sells you a used car!


There is an almost unbearable pain needling my fingers as a result of these overabundant scribblings. I must lay down my pencil, my engine of truth, and bathe my crippled hands in some warm water. Ignatious Riley; Confederacy of Dunces: John Kennedy Toole

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#23 05-09-2006 21:56:45

jennifer
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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

Too late.  What can I say, Teefer frightened me.


When does a person get tired, give in, accept their fate and forget to dream?
~~from Hard Boiled Headline by HavePenWillScribble

"Then Mr. Baggins turned the handle and went in. The Took side had won. He suddenly felt he would go without bed and breakfast to be thought fierce." ~Bilbo Baggins The Hobbit

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#24 05-09-2006 22:06:17

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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

Once upon a time, Pukin the belimic flayer was eating a whole turkey. Little did he know that the SPCA was looking for him. DeVillin Smartmouth was the attorney searching high and low for Pukin.


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When you're having a really bad day, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 muscles to extend your finger and flip them off.

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#25 05-09-2006 22:08:54

jennifer
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Re: How about a TNBW Novel Parody Exercise?

I'm starting to think I'm in over my head.  I really don't think I can write a parody.


When does a person get tired, give in, accept their fate and forget to dream?
~~from Hard Boiled Headline by HavePenWillScribble

"Then Mr. Baggins turned the handle and went in. The Took side had won. He suddenly felt he would go without bed and breakfast to be thought fierce." ~Bilbo Baggins The Hobbit

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