Me: completed manuscripts: 1
    : marketable completed manuscripts: 0
    : extra time outside of my real career to actually find and agent: none
    : enjoyment I get from writing, making people laugh and making friends on this site: priceless

So you're not supposed to tell your kids they're adopted, and that their real parents were aliens bent on world domination - just not smart enough to pull it off?

My children tell me they're mine because they're smart mouthed just like daddy. They won't believe me when I tell them that Santa brought them because he wanted to give me something worse than coal.

s_thatcher wrote:

Yup! I'd say this Society houses some of the most non-serious authors ever born.

Me: completed manuscripts: 0

Things were going along with a pleasant lack of activity which indicated the proper lack of seriousness this Topic exists to illustrate... and then ya go and make a post. Stirring things up. HAR!
Me: completed manuscripts: 18
Me: emptied rum bottles: ∞

kat nove wrote:

Is
∞

the mathematical symbol for gazillion or is it the universal symbol for tits?

YES!

Last edited by barry n davidson (04-14-2010 14:23:19)

It's infinity! HAR! I lost count back when I was a flatbelly, golfing in the mid 70's (the era, not the score. HAR!) Kat, dammit! Send me an email. By god, I'll answer it when I get back from this rum-run.

barry n davidson wrote:

kat nove wrote:

Thanks for clearing that up, Barry.  I know Greg never will, probably because he's on his gazillonth bottle of Captain Morgan.

When dealing with the likes of Greg, it means both boobies and infinity. I think you need to read No You Can't Have It, and Duncan 1.

I save Greg's books for when I'm really depressed.  He recorded Westley Weasel for me and not only am I laughing my fat ass off at his mispronounciation of EASY words...you haven't lived until you've heard him sing the naughty song I wrote.  In his "woman's" voice.  Har!

This is not a plug. 

barry n davidson wrote:

Do you have those in mp3 format Kat?

Sorry, I'm working two jobs and not on here much these days.  Greg has it up on his site at veinarmor.com.  The guy is an audio-recording machine!

s_thatcher wrote:

kat nove wrote:

barry n davidson wrote:

When dealing with the likes of Greg, it means both boobies and infinity. I think you need to read No You Can't Have It, and Duncan 1.

I save Greg's books for when I'm really depressed.  He recorded Westley Weasel for me and not only am I laughing my fat ass off at his mispronounciation of EASY words...you haven't lived until you've heard him sing the naughty song I wrote.  In his "woman's" voice.  Har!

This is not a plug. 

What? I can LISTEN to Westley Weasel? You have big words in your book? Greg sings a naughty song in his "woman's" voice? Does he sound anything like Beyonce?

??? Could I possibly ask anymore questions?

I'm not sure how Beyonce sounds.  Does she sound like a drunken pirate?  And there are no big words in my book, just easy words which Greg chooses to mispronounce.  Unless...maybe I don't know how to pronounce them.

HavePenWillScribble wrote:

If I did mispronounce something, it's because I drink while recording. It's soothing on my overtaxed vocal chords.

Greg, I suspect you hook yourself up to a Captain Morgan IV while you're asleep.  It's one of your many charms, along with croaking out that song.  You're a good sport, a fine human being and a pain in the ass. 

barry n davidson wrote:

kat nove wrote:

Greg, I suspect you hook yourself up to a Captain Morgan IV while you're asleep.  It's one of your many charms, along with croaking out that song.  You're a good sport, a fine human being and a pain in the ass. 

Wait... Greg is a human? When did this happen, and why didn't I get the memo?

My fault.  I'm supposed to be Greg's hot blonde secretary, but turns out I'm not hot, just sweaty, not blonde unless gray is close enough, and I can't type. 

MEMO:

To:  Barry N. Davidson

From:  Greg (The Hack) Crites

RE:  My Humanity

10% cantankerous bastard

20% chock full of rum

70%  storytelling genius

Conclusion:  Alien; planet of origin unknown

s_thatcher wrote:

HavePenWillScribble wrote:

If I did mispronounce something, it's because I drink while recording. It's soothing on my overtaxed vocal chords.

To give your vocal chords a break, have someone else record, and then just lip-sync it.

The next Milli-Vanilli

Hacki-Vanacki