Isabel IV wrote:

Ahhhh, finally a place I feel completely at home......could it be the 8 1/2 years of working in a police department? Then I went to work for the federal goverment......constantly shut down if a little shit, piss, fuck happens to erupt from my lips.....don't want to create a hostile work environment.......Well when you've got two planes heading at each other at a closure rate of over 500 miles an hour and you quickly tell one to turn immediately for traffic and his first response is "Say again" there are no words that fit that scenario more than FUCK ME! And if you happen to work for the biggest ass wipe in the federal government and your friend says "Fuck him" what better response than "I wouldn't even fuck him with your dick" Ahhhhhh, I feel so much better already.

Yes, you are at home so long as that's the fucking funny farm, and you didn't bring your white coat, lol. Take care. Inmate Vern

LOL, Here it is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4

Gotta love it.

TirzahLaughs wrote:

Isabel IV wrote:

They're coming to take me away ha ha ho ho hee hee to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time. They're coming to take me away.... Those clean white men in their clean white coats.... they're coming to take me away.... LOL I love this place.

OH NO!  The ASPCA again!

LMAO

In other news...

Stupid fucking asshole milaka putz moronic freak of an excuse for a human being!

I want to rip off his piss-stick and beat him with it. Too bad it's a tiny flaccid thing, which makes a useless weapon. Especially, on a head that is as thick and dense as a witless rock.

But oh... am I having assaultive fantasies right now.

Some involve powertools and heavy construction equipment!


Fucking shithead!  Dickweed! Buttfuck moron!



And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming...

arianna cordelle sofer wrote:

Isabel IV wrote:

TirzahLaughs wrote:

OH NO!  The ASPCA again!

LMAO

Yeah, so NO bearsuited sporkings allowed!

HAH!  I'll spork who I want.

You noticed I had a bear in my Avatar?  He's chasing me...lol.

Tirz

arianna cordelle sofer wrote:

In other news...

Stupid fucking asshole milaka putz moronic freak of an excuse for a human being!

I want to rip off his piss-stick and beat him with it. Too bad it's a tiny flaccid thing, which makes a useless weapon. Especially, on a head that is as thick and dense as a witless rock.

But oh... am I having assaultive fantasies right now.

Some involve powertools and heavy construction equipment!


Fucking shithead!  Dickweed! Buttfuck moron!



And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming...

Damn Arianna, do you want me to hold him down while you drill him? I am not sure who HE is but I wouldn't want to be him right now. :0

TirzahLaughs wrote:

Ass-face monkey fucker?

Yes! Yes!

I can always count on you for the best ones.

If I combine this and a previous suggestion...

Ass-face monkey fuck-wit!

arianna cordelle sofer wrote:

In other news...

Stupid fucking asshole milaka putz moronic freak of an excuse for a human being!

I want to rip off his piss-stick and beat him with it. Too bad it's a tiny flaccid thing, which makes a useless weapon. Especially, on a head that is as thick and dense as a witless rock.

But oh... am I having assaultive fantasies right now.

Some involve powertools and heavy construction equipment!


Fucking shithead!  Dickweed! Buttfuck moron!



And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming...

LOL. Damn, I leave for a couple hours and you go talking about me like that. Whats up with that, lol? Okay, never mind, at least one of those doesn't apply, so I'm off the hook, lol. Where do you live again, so I don't accidentally knock on the door selling vacuum cleaners, lol? Hey, just don't get mad at the dude and say something you might regret, lol. Oh, I almost forgot, Rian, can I get you to write my next break up scene for me, lol? Take care. Vern

arianna cordelle sofer wrote:

vern wrote:

arianna cordelle sofer wrote:

In other news...

Stupid fucking asshole milaka putz moronic freak of an excuse for a human being!

I want to rip off his piss-stick and beat him with it. Too bad it's a tiny flaccid thing, which makes a useless weapon. Especially, on a head that is as thick and dense as a witless rock.

But oh... am I having assaultive fantasies right now.

Some involve powertools and heavy construction equipment!


Fucking shithead!  Dickweed! Buttfuck moron!



And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming...

LOL. Damn, I leave for a couple hours and you go talking about me like that. Whats up with that, lol? Okay, never mind, at least one of those doesn't apply, so I'm off the hook, lol. Where do you live again, so I don't accidentally knock on the door selling vacuum cleaners, lol? Hey, just don't get mad at the dude and say something you might regret, lol. Oh, I almost forgot, Rian, can I get you to write my next break up scene for me, lol? Take care. Vern

No, the soon-to-be ex is just nasty. In fact, he just caught me in the kitchen past curfew. He still, having fits that I was up past bedtime. Jerk.

He threw a fit earlier because I didn't have my phone with me so he could get a hold of me at will. Last Thursday, he called the police to report me missing because I was out too late by his opinion. A squad car was in the driveway when I got home.

I wish that was the worst of him. Jackass!

And he is still shocked that I'm leaving him.

What a maroon.

Yes, unfortunately I have known people like that; one was married to a very good friend of mine until she also wised up after too many years. I'm not trying to make light of the situation, just trying to soften it a bit if possible with a little humor. Hope it works and you get just a wee little grin. Take care. Oh, and btw, PUSH the button, lol. Could be your big break in more ways than one. Vern

For those in serious need of a shitload of new unsavory words, fucking acts, nasty nouns and monkey-butt adjectives, I recommend Wizard's Gay Slang Dictionary.  It is not just for the singularly attracted.  The world as you know it will never be quite as clean after reading it.  Fortunately, you can find it online.  I did.

--Kydd

corra wrote:

She's about as good at customer service as I am, but I think she'd take it if somebody offered a customer service job. She's never worked with customers. She's always been a secretary.

Well I'll see if my company is hiring. 

Basically she would put in book orders called in over the phone and check tracking numbers for people.

Mostly talking about textbooks.

I don't know if they are hiring and they have four different divisions.

I'll see.

Tirz

Last edited by TirzahLaughs (05-06-2009 20:33:55)

Not far.

I have two things.

My friend, Tralise, will check with her hubby to see if there is a cashier position open.  It wouldn't pay a lot but it'd keep her employeed while she looks.

I checked with my HR, they aren't hiring customer service right now.  They are only hiring warehouse but that changes constantly.

Do you have a fax machine?  I'll fax you the application for where I work.

I'll see what Tralise says after she talks to her hubby tonight about openings there. 

Tirz

Having nothing to do with the above few posts (which were obscenely devoid of any foul language), I have a few mindless rants to throw around.

Starting with:


RAT SHIT!