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wiggy · 04-10-2009 22:13:27

This is for all you whack jobs that stay up too late hanging around here instead of having a real life surfing e-harmony.com. Let it fly people or go to bed!

TirzahLaughs · 04-10-2009 22:41:02

I'll have you know I'm banned from e-harmony.

Well, not banned but no one emails me.

I think I'm unlovable.

Tis okay, I have the dog.

Wait, the S.O.B. just left me for a flying dog treat.

Tirz

wiggy · 04-10-2009 22:43:06

You are too funny. The dog sucks. Although it may have been for a bacon treat. Pork fat rules. Just ask Emeril.

wiggy · 04-10-2009 22:51:41

Ok, my cigar is done. I'm watching That Metal Show for the second time tonight because there is NOTHING on this late. It's bed time. The bar is closed for tonight. I'll be back tomorrow night because because all my friends are lame [the Thursday Night Cigar Club is only on Thursday]. In the words of J-Roc of The Trailer Park Boys...I'm out..AAAAright!

wiggy · 04-11-2009 07:19:09

Oh you so suck. Get me a ticket. Their new cd is awesome. My favorite is Cyanide. The Unforgiven III is great too. The beginning sounds like the music from a Italian spaghetti western. I watched them on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction show. They were great. I've seen them 3 times. I didn't realize the new bassist is the bassist from Suicidal Tendencies. I love S-T. ....I saw your mommy and you're mommy's dead....HAHAHAHA

Gingerlynn · 04-11-2009 20:43:39

Hey Wiggy,
OK, I'm here - you stood me up
Buona Pasqua, baby!

TirzahLaughs · 04-11-2009 20:48:59

bo bored again

wiggy · 04-11-2009 22:59:59

I'm so sorry the bartender didn't show up on time. My fault. Neighborhood obligation which involved The Metal Show on VH1 Classic with Geoff Tatte from Queensryche. He is my favorite heavy metal vocalist. Used to be an opera singer and has the best range of any rock singer ever. I've seen them 5 times and they rule. Sorry Ginger I'll make it up to you dear. Neighbors hijacked me into drinking and music. It happens in this neighborhood.

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wiggy · 04-11-2009 23:04:56

And Sharon dear...shouldn't you be at a gay bar doing research instead of surfing the forum right now. It's still early in Boise. Lot's of night life still going on.

wiggy · 04-12-2009 17:03:43

Club annoucement. The club will be open at 11:00pm, but the door will be open. Anyone who gets here early, make your self at home and make a drink. By the way, the first one in is responsible until I get here...then you're still responsible. I'm not taking responsibility for anyone, including myself. By 11:00 I'll be a half a bottle of Cabernet and several single malts into it. Enjoy and see you later Sharon, bring some good tunes.

wiggy · 04-12-2009 20:16:55

The club is open. Single Barrel Jack on special.

wiggy · 04-12-2009 20:30:28

Here's a double sweetie. The good stuff with a hug.

Gingerlynn · 04-12-2009 20:43:43

Hi all!
Wiggy darling, please have a drink waiting for me...I'll be right back.
My sister is sleeping over, and she's scared of my ghost - oh, yeah, my house is haunted...
I'll explain later - what kinda of Vodka ya got???

wiggy · 04-12-2009 20:46:55

French grape based. Good stuff. I'm a Polish or Russian potatoe vodka kind of guy but this is really good. It's in the freezer nice and chilled as it should be.

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wiggy · 04-12-2009 20:50:17

That one's on the house A virtual bar. Can I get arrested for this?

Gingerlynn · 04-12-2009 20:51:55

Wiggy,
Are you friggin' Dan Quayle? P-O-T-A-T-O!!!

wiggy · 04-12-2009 20:53:43

I'm an engineer for God's sake. I can't spell to save my life. It's called Siroc. Do you want some or not? Big ass cold snifter full. I'll warm it it you like :-)

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Gingerlynn · 04-12-2009 20:56:36

Yes, please...don't be angry, I came here to have some fun, honey
The "big ass cold snifter full" sounds yummy!

TirzahLaughs · 04-12-2009 20:56:47

pot-a-two. Potato.

LOL.

tirz

wiggy · 04-12-2009 20:58:39

A virtual bartender and a Jersey girl and a Kentucky girl. Now we have a bar.

Gingerlynn · 04-12-2009 20:59:53

And Wiggy - PS: what's with all those pictures of you with the babes smokin' cigars plastered all over the forum???
I'm a little, well, just a teensy bit jealous. I bet they can't spell potato...

wiggy · 04-12-2009 21:00:40

Gingerlynn wrote:
Yes, please...don't be angry, I came here to have some fun, honey
The "big ass cold snifter full" sounds yummy!

Sorry didn't mean to sound upset. Happy bartender smile here I love this job.

Gingerlynn · 04-12-2009 21:01:09

You forgot to include my ghost...

wiggy · 04-12-2009 21:02:26

Gingerlynn wrote:
And Wiggy - PS: what's with all those pictures of you with the babes smokin' cigars plastered all over the forum???
I'm a little, well, just a teensy bit jealous. I bet they can't spell potato...

I'm sure they can't either. Well the one with the...big IQ I'm sure can P-O-T-A-T-O. Shit how come I'm having problems?

wiggy · 04-12-2009 21:04:25

Double for the ghost. I'm upset because no cigar tonight. Ran out of firewood and too windy and cold outside. This sucks.

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