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wiggy · 03-10-2009 10:48:21

Since I am tired of seeing all the daily posts by the poets, romancers and sci-fiers and nothing by the real creative geniuses of this site, I thought I would throw out a "grenade" of sorts and see who I have to sleep with to join this auspicious group. If I have a choice, Sharon's at the top of my list, at least until she gives me a bad review.

s_thatcher · 03-10-2009 17:34:30

Sleeping's overrated.

HavePenWillScribble · 03-11-2009 16:22:13

We don't do much here. Heh! I write too fast, drink too much, interact too little, and lye like an antique bar of soap. But, uh, yer in.

Oh, and for those fans of New York Times Bestselling Novelist, Scott Sigler, and Not New York Times Bestselling Novelist, Greg Crites, you can hear Scott's audio episode of a character we co-wrote for his upcoming CRYPT novel. Get it here: www.scottsigler.com

wiggy · 03-11-2009 16:44:55

Whoohoo, I'm in. There's no secret initiation I don't know about involving dead reptiles or old women are there? I'll bring the single malt and the AC/DC. Da-Da-Da, Da-Da-Deh, Dah-Dah-Deh, Da-Da-Deh, Da-Da-Da...

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kat nove · 03-11-2009 18:28:30

wiggy wrote:
Whoohoo, I'm in. There's no secret initiation I don't know about involving dead reptiles or old women are there? I'll bring the single malt and the AC/DC. Da-Da-Da, Da-Da-Deh, Dah-Dah-Deh, Da-Da-Deh, Da-Da-Da...

I'm the old woman of this group and as I earlier mentioned in another thread, I'm too tired to care about sleeping with anyone of either sex. Unless of course they deposit one hundred million dollars in my Swiss bank account. In that case, I'll do it but I won't care about it much.

Greg's right about this little club. He set it up so we could goof off and do nothing. By this time, we are experts at it.

Everyone does need to summon up the energy to listen to Scott Sigler attempting to do Greg's voice. He even bitches about it after he finishes reading the story. Har!

I wish a bestselling author would co-write something with me. That's a hint, Greg. Hurry up and become a bestselling author would ya?

Welcome to the nuthouse, Wiggy.

wiggy · 03-11-2009 20:11:51

Kat, it's ok...we can cuddle as long as you don't mind cigar smoke and the smell of bourbon or scotch. I'm thinking about writing my first poem. Will that get me banished to the poets corner? God, I don't think they drink and I definately don't think they listen to Black Sabbath. I may have to rethink the poem thing if it could be a problem. I just got the History of Black Sabbath Vol I & II for Valentines Day and I really want to see them.

kat nove · 03-11-2009 21:01:54

wiggy wrote:
Kat, it's ok...we can cuddle as long as you don't mind cigar smoke and the smell of bourbon or scotch. I'm thinking about writing my first poem. Will that get me banished to the poets corner? God, I don't think they drink and I definately don't think they listen to Black Sabbath. I may have to rethink the poem thing if it could be a problem. I just got the History of Black Sabbath Vol I & II for Valentines Day and I really want to see them.

If I didn't mind cigar smoke and the smell of bourbon or scotch, I'd be cuddling with Crites. What I don't mind is the smell of cigarettes as long as I'm smoking them and beer as long as I'm drinking it. Oh, yeah. I mind Black Sabbath. Sounds like you should be cuddling with Richard who I made infamous in a series of essays which approximately six people read. I'm certain he has their entire collection.

For Valentine's Day I got a baggie full of Bic lighters.

mishmont · 03-11-2009 21:11:28

wiggy wrote:
Will that get me banished to the poets corner? God, I don't think they drink

Oh puleeze, how do you think we loose our muses?

Or is that free our muses, and loose our mooses?

I know nada about Black Sabbath, but am a fan of Jimmy Hendricks. Is that enough metal?

wiggy · 03-11-2009 21:31:43

Mish, Hendrix is on the top of my guitar list. Left handed flaming guitar and all. He was brilliant. Forget Kat and Sharon. Give me someone who loves whaling guitar, (no whales were hurt during the creation of this rant). The smell of beige booze and cigars still applies. Do you like engineer influenced poetry? Poetry with an engineers edge. Now that's got to be hot. Rhymes about power plants and booze. It's cutting edge. There once was a man from Nantucket...

mishmont · 03-11-2009 21:57:10

wiggy wrote:
Mish, Hendrix is on the top of my guitar list. Left handed flaming guitar and all. He was brilliant.

A timeless genius. My twelve year old grandson had me copy my Cd's for him. Is that timeless or what? His mother, my daughter was born in the year of the Summer of Love.

wiggy wrote:
Forget Kat and Sharon.

Sorry girls. [img]myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=238597877&albumID=243217&imageID=17162281[/img]

wiggy wrote:
Give me someone who loves whaling guitar, (no whales were hurt during the creation of this rant). The smell of beige booze and cigars still applies. Do you like engineer influenced poetry? Poetry with an engineers edge. Now that's got to be hot. Rhymes about power plants and booze. It's cutting edge. There once was a man from Nantucket...

My beige is scotch. Cigars with ventilation.

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s_thatcher · 03-12-2009 07:15:36

wiggy wrote:
Forget Kat and Sharon.

Hey, nobody, and I mean NOBODY forgets me! (You just go ahead and try...See? I told ya.)
I worship upon the throne of dead Dimebag Darrell...

You go ahead and worship Poetess Mishmont. She's worthy.

As for Kat, she's pretty damn tired from what I hear. Madeleine Kahn tired.

wiggy · 03-12-2009 09:24:48

Wait a minute...the Dimebag Darrell thing was an unknown factor. I have to rethink this whole thing. Vulgar Display of Power or Are You Experienced...I'm torn. Although Sharon does know Corrosion of Conformity...thinking...

kat nove · 03-12-2009 17:06:25

s_thatcher wrote:
As for Kat, she's pretty damn tired from what I hear. Madeleine Kahn tired.

Sharon! Madeline Kahn tired! That's the perfect description of how I feel. I even sound like her as she sings that song. You know, like a transvestite with a really deep voice.

mishmont · 03-12-2009 18:43:25

kat nove wrote:
I even sound like her as she sings that song. You know, like a transvestite with a really deep voice.

It's true, it's true!!!!

kat nove · 03-12-2009 19:50:43

mishmont wrote:
kat nove wrote:
I even sound like her as she sings that song. You know, like a transvestite with a really deep voice.
It's true, it's true!!!!

You'd be the one who knows since we've talked on the phone.

mishmont · 03-12-2009 19:57:25

kat nove wrote:
mishmont wrote:
kat nove wrote:
I even sound like her as she sings that song. You know, like a transvestite with a really deep voice.
It's true, it's true!!!!
You'd be the one who knows since we've talked on the phone.

Oh you are so discreet.

kat nove · 03-12-2009 21:07:29

mishmont wrote:
Oh you are so discreet.

No I'm not. I'm tired.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au5f6pMgN2s

Ama Adjapon · 03-13-2009 08:01:00

Ladies, move over. The writher is here. Ask Sharon.

s_thatcher · 03-13-2009 08:22:00

Ama Adjapon wrote:
Ladies, move over. The writher is here. Ask Sharon.

The floor's all yours, Bisi! Show us what you got. Here's my morning routine!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEkXF-xfc-w&NR=1

Mm-mmmmmm Mm-mmmmmm

Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans
Boots with the fur
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Ama Adjapon · 03-13-2009 08:30:14

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Ventilateur ho!
Ventilateur ho!
Ventilateur shake shake shake shake shake
pump shake pump shake pump shake pump

Go Sharon! Go Sharon!

Hey, let's escape to Dakar next winter

wiggy · 03-13-2009 12:06:51

You go Sharon! That's what I'm talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfaj_wc2AVs

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s_thatcher · 03-13-2009 12:24:07

wiggy wrote:
You go Sharon! That's what I'm talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfaj_wc2AVs

Those Hos need some dance lessons bad, Wiggy. They're about as lifeless as a hose.

Ama Adjapon · 03-13-2009 21:21:08

Okay, Sharon, here are my dance moves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dpx4lvP … re=related

Ama Adjapon · 03-13-2009 21:22:31

Oh, and this is my evening routine. See, I can only use African music,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB_ijqtE2Hc&NR=1

wiggy · 03-13-2009 21:28:09

Bisi, I am so coming to your book signing. You go girl!

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