#26 05-15-2010 23:22:19
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Re: How serious I am...
HavePenWillScribble wrote:
s_thatcher wrote:
HavePenWillScribble wrote:
If I did mispronounce something, it's because I drink while recording. It's soothing on my overtaxed vocal chords.
To give your vocal chords a break, have someone else record, and then just lip-sync it.
Lip-sync this. HAR!
Folks want to hear my melodious voice. An audiobook is intimate. I'm right there, in your ear, taking you on an adventure. Making you laugh, making you cry, exciting your nether regions—it's a BIG responsibility. I can't entrust that to just anyone. Heh! Heh!
Wow...I've waited my entire life... for just such things. My lucky day. ![]()
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#27 05-18-2010 15:40:14
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Re: How serious I am...
s_thatcher wrote:
HavePenWillScribble wrote:
s_thatcher wrote:
To give your vocal chords a break, have someone else record, and then just lip-sync it.Lip-sync this. HAR!
Folks want to hear my melodious voice. An audiobook is intimate. I'm right there, in your ear, taking you on an adventure. Making you laugh, making you cry, exciting your nether regions—it's a BIG responsibility. I can't entrust that to just anyone. Heh! Heh!Wow...I've waited my entire life... for just such things. My lucky day.
So, you like it in the ear? SWEET! I've waited my entire life to find that particular fetish. HAR!
There is an almost unbearable pain needling my fingers as a result of these overabundant scribblings. I must lay down my pencil, my engine of truth, and bathe my crippled hands in some warm water. Ignatious Riley; Confederacy of Dunces: John Kennedy Toole
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#28 05-18-2010 21:10:52
Re: How serious I am...
HavePenWillScribble wrote:
s_thatcher wrote:
HavePenWillScribble wrote:
Lip-sync this. HAR!
Folks want to hear my melodious voice. An audiobook is intimate. I'm right there, in your ear, taking you on an adventure. Making you laugh, making you cry, exciting your nether regions—it's a BIG responsibility. I can't entrust that to just anyone. Heh! Heh!Wow...I've waited my entire life... for just such things. My lucky day.
So, you like it in the ear? SWEET! I've waited my entire life to find that particular fetish. HAR!
I guess it's time for me to slink off into the sunset...but not with a bottle of Old Speckled Hen!
"...everything that happens to you in life is not necessarily funny, but most of it sort of is." Dan Jenkins
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#29 05-19-2010 08:01:13
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Re: How serious I am...
kat nove wrote:
HavePenWillScribble wrote:
s_thatcher wrote:
Wow...I've waited my entire life... for just such things. My lucky day.So, you like it in the ear? SWEET! I've waited my entire life to find that particular fetish. HAR!
I guess it's time for me to slink off into the sunset...but not with a bottle of Old Speckled Hen!
You just can't mess with destiny, Kat. ![]()
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#30 05-20-2010 03:17:28
Re: How serious I am...
s_thatcher wrote:
kat nove wrote:
HavePenWillScribble wrote:
So, you like it in the ear? SWEET! I've waited my entire life to find that particular fetish. HAR!
I guess it's time for me to slink off into the sunset...but not with a bottle of Old Speckled Hen!
You just can't mess with destiny, Kat.
Bring him a 12-pack of Old Speckled Hen and he's yours for life.
"...everything that happens to you in life is not necessarily funny, but most of it sort of is." Dan Jenkins
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