RAT FUCK.

FUCKIN' BUCKET OF FUCK WIT TOSSERS IN RAT SHIT!




i feel better now.

What kind of a redneck jack off place is this?

I've said this before but it's worth repeating, the language in this forum is like reading a page from Bob Cranes diary with all the fuckin going on. I love you nutty fuckers and that's from the heart.

Tirzah, we must be related. My dad used to say "I'm so God damn hungry I could eat the fuckin ass out of a tall Indian". God help him.

Jackalhead wrote:

Tirzah, we must be related. My dad used to say "I'm so God damn hungry I could eat the fuckin ass out of a tall Indian". God help him.

God help you, if your related to the Old Man.

Total ass but I did love the old man.

T

Would this work?  It's simple.

"Look, you cross-eyed cat-fucker, stop stalking me like a love-struck hand pumper with an all access porn connection.  I know I'm using big words so here it is in simple language:  stop following me in the postings or I'll stick a spork up your ass and go looking for that pinkie dick of yours.  Understand?"

If you just want new words:  twit (pregnant goldfish), twat, rimsucker (self-explanatory), pillow-humper, hand jockey,  flapjack vagina (honest, my dad used this one--only replace vagina with the p word), ass sniffer, mangina ( a walking male vagina) etc...

and my favorite is still---fuck wit tosser.

T

Last edited by TirzahLaughs (05-26-2009 17:47:17)

Kydd Dustyn wrote:

Okay, so I have a challenge for you, you lovely purveyors of the profane!  Although fucktard (thanks, kosmos) and drongo (thanks, kiwi), might work for now,  I need some new and entirely appropriate words for the person that keeps spamming the list every time I post a story.

They do it within minutes of my post each time, no matter what time of day or night it is (I've posted at 3 am and they still do it).  I could post a story, poem, or whatever and damn it, there they are a minute or two later and their work posts come in complete with an attached review.  And they keep posting over and over, flooding the list until I'm dropped to page two (how they are able to accumulate that many points to post is beyond me.)  One time it was less than two hours (between this person and their two buddies).  I know that two of the three spoke in one of the forums of spamming the list with posts to annoy people way back when I first joined.  Maybe they have just chosen their targets and are playing their game. 

But, it's not just the work postings.  If I post something to the feedback forum, BAM! they post something within a minute or two.  At first, I thought it was coincidence, but I've been keeping track now for a few days.  It's every damn time in the past week and a half.  If it is coincidence, it's pretty uncanny. 

I showed it to someone here at work and they asked if it was possible they might have some sort of surveillence bot on my IP.  I don't think it's impossible considering.

I've used up all the standard expressions on them: Damn, shit, fuck, asshole, douchebag, Tweedbutt, etc. (in all their conjugations).  I need something more now (and if they show up here, I'm turning this over to Sol--explicatives deleted, of course).

Give me post post-rage venting material to mutter and seethe as I drive home tonight.  It's good therapy.

--Kydd

Somebody is really doing that here? That's bizarre. I guess I must not be paying attention. I just posted another chapter after posting yesterday and then discovered that my last post had not gone off the front page yet. I was surprised, it is usually gone within an hour or two.

Fromunda cheez eatin' back door beggin' *** suckin' (really bad word here. my keyboard caught on fire!)

Oh... just go yo urban dictionary!

Well, just because your paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

T

kosmos wrote:

Just because we're talking about you doesn't mean you aren't paranoid 


LMAO

SO glad I came back for a look in here..

forgive my ignorance but what is a "Tweedbutt"  ???

Definition of Tweedbutt (from the Kydd Dustyn Dictionary of Disdain)

Tweedbutt (noun) : 1. someone rough, coarse, unrefined and annoying as hell.  Example of usage; "The salesman was a real Tweedbutt and wouldn't leave us alone." 2. A butt itch you can't scratch in public.  Synonyms: Buggar, Patience Leech, inadequate asswipe, cactusass.

--Kydd

Flo, you God damn son-of-a-whore mother fucker...I'm so sorry to hear about Baily, you poor thing.  I hope you are doing ok.   It's always tough when a family member passes...especially a pet.  They don't talk back.

Rim lickin' pig humpers?!!!  I'll have to remember that one

flowing pencil wrote:

Well 'darn'  ....  "shucks"   "my goodness"  "gawd sakes"    How am I doing?  Takes practice I guess. 

ha...  Needed a laugh so knew where to come.   With all the tragedy in the forum regarding Benna son dying I didn't want to post something personal about my loss of Baily my beagle... He died in my arms yesterday after being held by me for the last two days.  Even had to carry him outside so he could lay in the sun for awhile as his favorite pastime.  His death came as such a shock as was diagnosed with Lymphoma on Friday and I put him down Sunday afternoon.  In that short time he  lost his ability to stand.  Only sign of illness was he wasn't eating well for about three days. 

Anyway.. you foul mouth mother fuckers... tit licking... navel tongue diggers... arm pit sniffers.. toe jam eaters.....   Kydd .. you are impressive!!!  ha..

Flo

Will get back to reviewing in a day or two as way behind as caring for Baily had to come first.

Oh Flo, to get your mind off of Baily.  Try reading a 'Round Heeled Woman'.  It's about a woman of certain advanced years who goes on a trip of sexual exploration with any man who has a clean medical certificate and a pulse.  You were mentioning about senior citizen hookers...she's not a hooker and she's not quite a senior but it's an interesting take on sex.

I figure with depression you have drugs, alcohol, sex, television, or friends to distract you.

I figured we'd start with alcohol and sex.

http://www.curledup.com/roundhee.htm


Tirz

Last edited by TirzahLaughs (06-01-2009 11:56:41)

flowing pencil wrote:

...I didn't want to post something personal about my loss of Baily my beagle... He died in my arms yesterday after being held by me for the last two days.  Even had to carry him outside so he could lay in the sun for awhile as his favorite pastime.  His death came as such a shock as was diagnosed with Lymphoma on Friday and I put him down Sunday afternoon.  In that short time he  lost his ability to stand.  Only sign of illness was he wasn't eating well for about three days. 

Flo

Flo, so sorry to hear about your dog Baily.  I know exactly how much it hurts, holding a loyal member of the family in your arms as they die.  My dog B'ar Killer (Bear for short--a toy poodle) went in to the vet's for a routine procedure. The vet left to go to Albuquerque for a day conference and put one of her wanna-be-a-fucking-vet students on it and instead of flushing his kidneys, the ignorant dipshit filled his lungs. The vet came back just in time to revive him, but as you know, dogs aren't like us and once the organs shut down, they don't come back online. They kept him alive just long enough for me to get back there (I lived two blocks away) and hold him as he died.  My backpack buddy of 17 years.   He fit in my backpack and went everywhere with me and was so quiet, everyone thought it was just a stuffed toy -- until he would move his head.  He even went to work and school with me and just slept under my desk. No one ever knew he was there.  I buried him with his letter sweater under the willow--his favorite spot to watch for deer and longhorns.

So I feel your pain, flo.

--Kydd
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People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.--Hermann Hesse