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Ama Adjapon · 03-15-2009 15:16:24

Dillidge Carver wrote:
kiwi wrote:
I'm suffering virgin fury here. I just got a 3 for a considered, detailed review. 6 lines of why it was shit.
I'm so angry, I could fry.
Fuck fuck fuck.!!!
Man, have I been there!!

See why we started the Shred Thread? Did the author resquest an honest and open review and then blow their gasket when they got one?

Har! 'Adore my work or die'!

I just luv 'em.

I'm all but done with this place.

Dill, please don't be done. I'm only just getting to know you and falling in love with you. I got a 2 from a man the first time I posted. He did me a favor. It's thanks to him my work is what it is. The 5's from him is like the best chocolate ever. Would you be so kind as to review me, and give me any number you feel honest. I'd still love you.

Jeni Decker · 03-15-2009 15:46:22

Dillidge Carver wrote:
Dillidge Carver wrote:
kiwi wrote:
I'm suffering virgin fury here. I just got a 3 for a considered, detailed review. 6 lines of why it was shit.
I'm so angry, I could fry.
Fuck fuck fuck.!!!
Man, have I been there!!

See why we started the Shred Thread? Did the author resquest an honest and open review and then blow their gasket when they got one?

Har! 'Adore my work or die'!

I just luv 'em.

I'm all but done with this place.
(sorry, this is the Bleep Zone!)

I'm all but done with this fucking place

Don't you fucking dare, or I will grab Kat and fucking hunt you down...

...precious.

flowing pencil · 03-15-2009 17:39:25

Well.. for once.. I don't have anything to say... too much was said already... what people don't seem to understand... once words are out there ... they simply remain floating around ready to hurt again when the soul is weak.

Dill .. you aren't leaving!

Flo

arianna cordelle sofer · 03-16-2009 17:44:34

I swear Amazon and Penguin officials all bout stock in TUMS, Booze and Prozac!

They are just screwing with our heads.

Shit shit SHIT!

michelle willms · 04-01-2009 07:43:23

Hi Guys, I don't think Dill is leaving. I think he was editing a rant to incorporate a swear word because it didn't have one.

Jackalhead · 04-01-2009 19:26:45

Flo watch out. You said "striking don't give a strike. That's two strikes. One more strike and you're fucked.

corra · 04-01-2009 20:16:05

Jackalhead wrote:
Flo watch out. You said "striking don't give a strike. That's two strikes. One more strike and you're fucked.

Good one!

vern · 04-01-2009 20:27:52

flowing pencil wrote:
Jackalhead wrote:
I haven't read the word fuck so many times since browsing through Bob Cranes diary. I love you hateful bastards already.
What really amazes me is reactions to words. Words are merely letters of the alphabet strung together into words. Words when spoken become 'sounds' we process. The letters L O V E spells an word and when spoken the ear hear the sound 'love' and reacts positively. The letters F U C K are long that symbols..letters when combined spell 'fuck' and when spoken makes a slightly different sound and everyone shushes.. ssssssshhhh, gasps, shakes a finger at you, condemns you to hell and over a stupid 'sound.' It is what we do when we process the four letters between the right ear and the left ear within that gray matter we call our brain. Is any of this making any fucking sense?

The word most likely came from Scandinavia or Norwegian word Fukka meaning 'to strike.' So therefore,

I striking don't give a strike!!

The story I've heard (I think LJ told me this one, lol) about F U C K is it originated back when kings controlled everything and you had to have the "consent" of the king to even fornicate. So, to be legal you must Fornicate (or Fornication) Under Consent of the King, hence the acronym F U C K, so everyone go get your "fucking" license, lol. And don't forget to pay the tax or you may lose your "ass", lol. Take care. Vern

wiggy · 04-01-2009 20:53:48

I thought it originated with an April Wine song called "If you see Kay." What do i know.

Jackalhead · 04-01-2009 20:59:06

Vern, imagine getting pulled over and asking the cop if he would like to see your fucking license? God knows if my picture on my fucking license looks like my drivers license, I am fucked.

flowing pencil · 04-01-2009 22:22:35

People! I lowered myself to Google! The origin of the word fuck! You can not believe the thousands of idiots like myself who wanted to know the origin... I don't say 'fuck you' I give the rigid digit, smile demurely as I am a lady.. and say ... "sit and spin!"

Strike you too! J.H. har de har... I was trying to have an intellectual discussion!

Flo PH.D. Deluxe...

arianna cordelle sofer · 04-13-2009 18:44:13

Jackalhead wrote:
Vern, imagine getting pulled over and asking the cop if he would like to see your fucking license? God knows if my picture on my fucking license looks like my drivers license, I am fucked.

I wonder what would happen if you flagged a cop down handed him your license and said, "Do you have any idea how fast I was going?

Rian

wiggy · 04-14-2009 05:48:34

arianna cordelle sofer wrote:
I wonder what would happen if you flagged a cop down handed him your license and said, "Do you have any idea how fast I was going?

Rian

That would be one definition of being fucked.

Dillidge Carver · 04-14-2009 06:35:04

arianna cordelle sofer wrote:
I wonder what would happen if you flagged a cop down handed him your license and said, "Do you have any idea how fast I was going?

A good cop would ask you to fine yourself a hundred bucks and tell you to go spend it on something nice.

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vern · 04-14-2009 09:29:26

Dillidge Carver wrote:
arianna cordelle sofer wrote:
I wonder what would happen if you flagged a cop down handed him your license and said, "Do you have any idea how fast I was going?
A good cop would ask you to fine yourself a hundred bucks and tell you to go spend it on something nice.

I needed one of those cops when I got stopped in Beaufort SC a few years back. Biggest cop I ever saw, looked to be about two sizes larger than Mean Joe Green, lol. He walked up to my window and the first words out of his mouth I knew I was in trouble. He says "Do YOU Know How Fast You Were Going In 'MY TOWN'." All I could do was just think, "No, but what the FUCK, go ahead and write the ticket" lol. Take care. Vern

Jeni Decker · 04-14-2009 09:58:54

Vern, you should have just said, "No, but I rarely go below 90, so I'm guessing..."

TirzahLaughs · 04-14-2009 10:15:01

Now Vern, if you had a bumper sticker with "If this van is a rockin', don't come knockin'" the cops would understand.

Probably.

Tirz

vern · 04-14-2009 10:30:46

Jeni Decker wrote:
Vern, you should have just said, "No, but I rarely go below 90, so I'm guessing..."

I'll have to remember that one; it is in fact almost true, lol. Thanks for the ammunition, lol. Vern

vern · 04-14-2009 10:34:55

TirzahLaughs wrote:
Now Vern, if you had a bumper sticker with "If this van is a rockin', don't come knockin'" the cops would understand.

Probably.

Tirz

I'm sure they would; don't drive a van though; SUV, that's close enough, lol. Vern

arianna cordelle sofer · 04-14-2009 12:46:24

vern wrote:
Jeni Decker wrote:
Vern, you should have just said, "No, but I rarely go below 90, so I'm guessing..."
I'll have to remember that one; it is in fact almost true, lol. Thanks for the ammunition, lol. Vern

I got to remember that line too, but only if I'm wearing something low-cut.

vern · 04-14-2009 14:48:23

arianna cordelle sofer wrote:
vern wrote:
Jeni Decker wrote:
Vern, you should have just said, "No, but I rarely go below 90, so I'm guessing..."
I'll have to remember that one; it is in fact almost true, lol. Thanks for the ammunition, lol. Vern
I got to remember that line too, but only if I'm wearing something low-cut.

LOL, maybe I could just request a female officer and leave my shirt unbuttoned to expose a little chest hair; well, maybe not, she probably wouldn't be into gray (premature that is) anyway, lol. You gals do have an advantage in the ticket department - and others, lol. Take care.

Jeni Decker · 04-14-2009 15:01:35

vern wrote:
arianna cordelle sofer wrote:
vern wrote:

I'll have to remember that one; it is in fact almost true, lol. Thanks for the ammunition, lol. Vern
I got to remember that line too, but only if I'm wearing something low-cut.
LOL, maybe I could just request a female officer and leave my shirt unbuttoned to expose a little chest hair; well, maybe not, she probably wouldn't be into gray (premature that is) anyway, lol. You gals do have an advantage in the ticket department - and others, lol. Take care.

Yeah, I think it'd work for Arianna and her boobies, but I doubt a female cop would want you to produce your 'member' for perusal. Something tells me someone would be getting a call to bail you out.

vern · 04-14-2009 15:08:56

Jeni Decker wrote:
vern wrote:
arianna cordelle sofer wrote:

I got to remember that line too, but only if I'm wearing something low-cut.
LOL, maybe I could just request a female officer and leave my shirt unbuttoned to expose a little chest hair; well, maybe not, she probably wouldn't be into gray (premature that is) anyway, lol. You gals do have an advantage in the ticket department - and others, lol. Take care.
Yeah, I think it'd work for Arianna and her boobies, but I doubt a female cop would want you to produce your 'member' for perusal. Something tells me someone would be getting a call to bail you out.

Maybe my 'member"ship in the country club, lol. Take care. Vern

Isabel IV · 04-14-2009 16:57:45

Ahhhh, finally a place I feel completely at home......could it be the 8 1/2 years of working in a police department? Then I went to work for the federal goverment......constantly shut down if a little shit, piss, fuck happens to erupt from my lips.....don't want to create a hostile work environment.......Well when you've got two planes heading at each other at a closure rate of over 500 miles an hour and you quickly tell one to turn immediately for traffic and his first response is "Say again" there are no words that fit that scenario more than FUCK ME! And if you happen to work for the biggest ass wipe in the federal government and your friend says "Fuck him" what better response than "I wouldn't even fuck him with your dick" Ahhhhhh, I feel so much better already.

arianna cordelle sofer · 04-14-2009 17:09:08

Jeni Decker wrote:
vern wrote:
arianna cordelle sofer wrote:

I got to remember that line too, but only if I'm wearing something low-cut.
LOL, maybe I could just request a female officer and leave my shirt unbuttoned to expose a little chest hair; well, maybe not, she probably wouldn't be into gray (premature that is) anyway, lol. You gals do have an advantage in the ticket department - and others, lol. Take care.
Yeah, I think it'd work for Arianna and her boobies, but I doubt a female cop would want you to produce your 'member' for perusal. Something tells me someone would be getting a call to bail you out.

I don't know...

I think I saw a documentary once (it looked a little like a documentary.)

A female cop in a really skimpy uniform pulled over a guy. After a really intense pat down she seemed interested in inspecting his member. Come to think of it, they both did a lot of inspecting. And I'm not sure that it was a breathalyzer test she was demonstrating for him (on him) either.

Seemed odd, but what do I know?

Rian

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